Broom Jokes

How warm is a janitor's closet? Broom Temperature.

Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom." Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."

Why don't witches wear panties? To get better grip on the broom.

Why dont witches wear panties? So they can grip the broom.

Wife: "I have blisters on my hands.." Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."

Husband: "Next time take the car, silly."

TIL if your wife asks you if you know where the broom is... ... it's not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.

A woman complains to her husband about the blisters on her hands "I have so many blisters from using this broom" says the wife
"well maybe use the car next time" the husband replies.

How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom.

but I have a PhD... "Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."


"But I have a PhD..."


"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."

Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. The wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It ain't urgent. You can come on foot.

A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation.

Why dont witches wear panties? So they can grip their broom better.

Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip of the broom.






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Minesweeper It's either a computer game or an angry German custodian yelling at kids who stole his broom.

What sound does a witches car make? Broom broom

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the broom closet? SUPPLIES!!!

I saw two janitors making out And I said hey, get a broom!

A man walks into the house tired from a long day of work, and is suddenly confronted by his wife, who is complaining about the blisters left on her hands from the broom. The man looks at her and says "couldn't you have just taken the car?"

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away the tiny broom.

Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom

Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation

Why was the broom late to the party? It overswept.

Why don’t witches wear panties? So they can grip the broom.

Did I tell you about the time I was nearly killed with a broom? It was a brush with death.

WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK? BECAUSE IT OVERSWEPT.

My wife asked for the broom... And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"

Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P

Have you heard the joke about the broom? It's sweeping the nation

The broom was late Because it over swept.

Why was the broom late to school? Because it over swept.

Why don't witches wear panties? Because their broom sticks better.

Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking (short) the invention of the shovel was ground breaking.
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.

- Scratch Farrell

Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation

My dad told me about the birds and the bees today... Then he gave me a broom and told me to clear them out of the attic.

Why don't Witches wear Panties? So that they can grip the broom when they fly.

Why didn't the witch fall off her broom? She wasn't wearing underwear