Hilarious Cereal Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Cereal Jokes

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Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon

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What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.

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What do you call a person who kills cereal? Mentally-ill

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What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch

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What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran.

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What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer.

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What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party? A cereal killer.

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I bet it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face. "Daddy can I have some nut juice with my cereal?"

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Why is there always dust at the bottom of a bag of cereal? It's a sign Thanos has ensured you get a "balanced" breakfast.

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Never pour cereal down the loo. It Kellogg's up your toilet.

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My wife asked me why I drive all the way to Flagstaff to buy my cereal I told her I get my Kix on Route 66.

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Yo mama was so fat, Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal? Special KKK.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent

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What does a vegan cowboy put in his cereal? Y’ALLMOND MILK

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What's Chris Brown's favorite cereal? Honey Smacks

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What's a cash register's favorite cereal? Chex.

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make? Wind O's

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Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal.

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What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat.

I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry

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What do you call an online game about cereal? Cheer.io

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People get so heated up about if the milk comes first in tea or cereal Personally i prefer to put the tea in first, then the milk, then the cereal.

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How did Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon.

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Why is cereal Thanos’s favorite food? Because it’s part of a balanced breakfast!

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What kinda murderer only kills in the mornings? A cereal killer

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I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter

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What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK

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Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What is Hodor's favourite cereal? Raisin Bran!

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I accidentally stepped on a cornflake I am a cereal killer.

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What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl? Cheerio

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Life cereal uses false advertising... I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.

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Yo momma so cheap... ...that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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What is the chosen breakfast cereal of Trump supporters? Frosted Flakes.

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If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!

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I stepped on some cornflakes this morning I am now a cereal killer

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You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse, But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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California is like a box of cereal... When you get rid of all the fruits and nuts, all that's left are the flakes.

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New Cereal Jokes

When I hear there is a cereal killer on the loose... I go and hide my Pops.

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What’s the difference between a bowl of cereal and a Truth Tquatics dive boat? One has a captain that will meet you for breakfast.

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What kind of cereal does a school shooter eat? Pumped Up Kix

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when I was young my father went out to get some milk. then he came back and I had some cereal

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So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal He told me there were flaws in my raisining

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My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together... I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.

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Why did the cereal start laughting? It was amuesli

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What cereal do they eat in Southeast Asia? Borneo's

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I opened a pack of cereal and snorted it I got high on Life

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I stepped on my corn flakes... Now I'm a cereal killer.

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What's a bird's favorite cereal? Shredded Tweet.

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What kind of murderer has moral fibre? A Cereal killer

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I just spilled milk all over my new iPhone. I could return it in time, once I find the cereal number.

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How many birds can eat cereal? Toucan

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Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead. So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?

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How does Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon!

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Why don't Falcons eat cereal? They lost the bowl

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How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks

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The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix.

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I Saved A Life Today. It looks great in my cereal box collection.

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Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon.

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