Hilarious Cheating Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Cheating Jokes

My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she’s never gonna play scrabble with me ever again

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Do you know how Chris Brown’s girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl’s lipstick on his fist.

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How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She kicked over the table, stormed out of the room and shouted that she’s never... ...playing Scrabble with me again.

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How did Rhianna find out that Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I'm left wondering... Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?

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Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking,
Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?

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My wife accused me of cheating I said you're starting to sound like my girlfriend

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Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said "You're a lot like a math exam."

I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"

She said, "No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

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My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again.

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I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she's sleeping .. ...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects

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My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her, and I'm getting tired of it. She sounds just like my wife

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her that she was starting to sound like my wife.

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she sounded like my wife

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My girlfriend keeps insisting that I'm cheating on her. She's starting to sound like my wife.

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I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation". But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

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My wife caught me cheating My wife, Lorraine, has just found out that I have been cheating on her with Clara next door. Last night, she packed her things and was off on her way.

I can see Clara now, Lorraine has gone.

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My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got so mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!

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My girlfriend just accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she's never gonna play Scrabble with me ever again

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles.

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife

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My girlfriend accused of cheating the other day... I told her she was starting to sound like my wife

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I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying "I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma" because Emma was lying beside me in bed

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I read somewhere that 1 out of 3 people cheat I did the math, and there is a 5/9 chance that either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

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Statistics show that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating..... I just need to figure out if it's my wife or girlfriend

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My wife told me she's having an affair I said "well, actually I am too."

She said "it's with your best friend, John"

"THAT SONOFABITCH IS CHEATING ON ME!?"

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My girlfriend was cheating on me I called her and she said she was at the mall with her friend Angela. But Angela was laying right next to me.

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My wife found out I was cheating and broke up with me I didn't know Monopoly was such a big deal for her.

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My wife was cheating on me with the painter. I caught him red-handed.

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible.. Because that would require 2 women to find me attractive.

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What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit

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A proton walks up to an electron The proton says, "Why so negative?"

The electron says, "My wife is cheating on me."

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How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a bunch of hares in his bed.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because she knew I was cheating. Never should've dated a teacher in the first place.

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I think my wife is cheating on me. We moved from Paris to New York and somehow we still have the same gardener.

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So, it turns out my girlfriend is cheating on me I asked her what she was doing, she said she was in the mall with Becky.
I know that's a lie, because I'm lying right next to Becky in her bed

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New Cheating Jokes

Why does Spiderman never get caught cheating on his wife? He's an expert at spinning a web of lies.

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So I caught my girl cheating again This time I caught her doing it with my Dad and before that my brother like seriously. So I was wondering if anyone know how I can tell her I just want to be cousins.

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What did the girl potato confess to her husband when he caught her cheating? I-da-Ho.

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I texted my college girlfriend to tell her how guilty I felt about cheating. She replied saying she was so relieved because she had been cheating on me with a guy in her dorm. I was talking about my math exam.

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What did the Spanish broadcaster say to the Sun when he caught the Sun cheating on the moon? I ain’t judging, but I gotta Telemundo.

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Teacher scolded two students for cheating in exam Students were surprised and asked the teacher "how do you know? ".

Teacher said "one of you answered 'I don't know' to an answer and other answered 'Neither do I'.

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A man walks in on his wife cheating with another man. He says “are you kidding me?!” The wife says “no, I’m adulting you.”

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So my wife found out I was cheating with the letters I have... She got mad and now I can never play scrabble again with her.

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I was having a bad day and then I played a country song in reverse... My tire on my truck got fixed, my wife apologized for cheating and came back, I didn’t run out of beer and got back on to an asphalt road!

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A portable dryer rolls into a bar. Bartender: How's it going?
Dryer: Not great.... I just caught my wife cheating on me and I got so heated I had to leave.
Bartender: I'm sorry would you like a drink?
Dryer: No. I just wanted to vent.

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A Proton sits in a bar and orders his 7th drink. The barkeep asks "you sure?" And the Proton replies
"Yeah man, I just caught my wife cheating, I need to forget...".

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How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found multiple hares in his bed XD

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I found my wife on Tinder. Has she been cheating as long as I have?

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UNC received no sanctions for their decades of cheating... ...but they're forced to keep their football team.

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I just made a hit single That's what she gets for cheating on me

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Conjoined twins go before a judge. One twin says, "Your honor, my husband is cheating on me."

Judge asks, "With whom?"

"My other half."

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I called out my dad's name while making love last night... ...Now my mom thinks I'm cheating on her.

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If you got caught cheating in 2017 All you have to say is "the Russians hacked my erection!"

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Why did Homer think Marge was cheating on him? Because she said she had just done Apu in the toilet

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Did You Hear About The Egyptian Crocodile That Heard About His Wife Cheating? He's in De-Nile

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1 and 2 were playing poker. Suddenly, 2 discovers 1 is cheating. Angry, 2 shouts at 1: "Three can play that game!"

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where does a cheating spouse take their mistress to a fair

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Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her? Yeah, Amber Heard

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I cheated on my Ex-wife with a midget. Ex got mad at me was screaming and cussing she say to me......" Motherfucka.... You promised me you'd quit cheating!!" I replied..." I did. Can't you see I'm trying to cut down!!"

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My wife accused me of cheating... ....so I told her "you're starting to sound like my girlfriend"

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? Cause she found another woman's lipstick................on his knuckles.

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What do you call a cheating dinosaur? Dinowhore

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How did the rabbit find out his wife was cheating on him? He found a bunch of hares in his bed.

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I could tell my girlfriend was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her BFF Jill ...when Jill was lying beside me this whole time. Smh

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What did the Alabaman wife say to her husband when she found out he was cheating? Oh, brother.

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Why did the sailor think his wife was cheating on him? Because his boat was filled with seamen.

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Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho.

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My friend's wife started cheating on him. Life is good.

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They say 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I'm still trying to figure out if it's my girlfriend or my wife that's cheating on me

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I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.

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My girlfriend suspected I was cheating... but I swear, she just sucks at Call of Duty.

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.

*He takes strip poker very seriously.*

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Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, "I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."

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I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.

How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?

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How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone

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