Chip Jokes

A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips... "Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch

Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws? seems like bad intel..

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle

There was a fight in a fish and chip shop! Two fish got battered ;).

How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator

A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks "Are you the fish friar?"

The guy responds "No, I'm the chip monk!"

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee

I once visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips... I asked him, "Are you the friar?"

He said, "No, I'm the chip monk.."

What did the potato name his son? Chip.


Sorry.

Guy walks into a Mexican restaurant but he's not that hungry... And they serve free tortilla chips. He asks for one chip and they give it to him. He swipes his credit card, and nothing happens. The employee looks at him and says, "Dude... it's a chip."

How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator

A man walks into a chip shop with a fish under his arm and asks "Do you have any fish cakes?" "No," replies the owner "we've sold out."
"That's a shame," says the man "it's his birthday."

I tried to open a bag of Lays but it exploded all over me. I've had a chip on my shoulder ever since.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

My father always complained about his firing from Lay's after being caught stealing produce. He always did have a huge chip on his shoulder.

What’s it called when you trip and chip your tooth? An accidental

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips... 'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

A Hungry traveler stops by a monastery and makes his way into the kitchen There he sees a brother is frying chips.

"Are you the friar?" Asks the traveler

"No, that's not me" He replies " I'm the Chip Monk!"

I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered.

Sorry, but I want no part in this food fight. I’ve still got a chip on my shoulder after the last one.

Overweight people always seem to have a chip on their shoulder And several in their laps and at the floor around their feet and chip crumbs around their mouth too

A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal... ...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"

The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."

[Blonde] Why don’t Blondes use vibrators? The always chip their teeth.

Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions... Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur? Chocolate chip wookie.

My friend is holding a grudge after a food fight He has a chip on his shoulder

asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip

I can’t believe the way they used the Childrens Health Insurance Program during the budget debate... It was like a bargaining CHIP.

What did the corn chip say to the light bulb? Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay

What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have? Just one potato chip.

I wanted a tatoo of a dorito between my neck and arm but I decided against it, as it would only have been a chip on my shoulder

What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Ever-Ready I'm Frito-Lay!

What do you call a chewbacca with chocolate in his hair? A chocolate chip Wookiee

What type of air isn't free? Chip bags.

Our local monastery has opened a fast food outlet. I went in and said to the guy "Hi, are you the deep fat friar?"

He said "No, I'm the chip monk."

What is the worst possible chip a computer could have? A Dorito.

What was Chip's favorite dance style? Salsa.

What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said Salsa was his best friend? K, so?