Chris Brown Jokes

Do you know how Chris Brown’s girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl’s lipstick on his fist.

How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

How did Rhianna find out that Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas". And now they are The ......... Peas

Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends? The punch line

Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles.

So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

How did Chris brown’s girlfriend find out that he was cheating on her? She found another girl’s lipstick on his fist.

Someone asked me who do I prefer "Chris Brown or Rihanna?" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

What’s the difference between Chris Brown and a radio station? Radio stations only have 90 minutes of nonstop hits.

What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.

New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time. It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.

Chris Brown is going on tour this year! He'll be sponsored by Black & Decker.

What brand of power tools does Chris Brown use? Black and Deck Her

I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rhianna? Hey man, I'd love to hit that.

If Alex Jones and Chris Brown were both on fire and you only had one fire extinguisher... Where would you hide it?

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships? He wanted 2 hit singles

What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature? An instant hit.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch

One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".

What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it

I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.

Chris Brown has come out as transgender. Well if you cant beat em join em.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown had cheated on her? She saw another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? Cause she found another woman's lipstick................on his knuckles.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a radio station? The radio station only has 90 minutes of non-stop hits.

What did Chris Brown's future girlfriend text him that she later regretted? 'Hit me up'

Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna

What's Chris Brown's favorite brand of headphones? Beats.