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Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy.
The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.
"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.
"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.
"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach.
They're making a movie about classical music composers... They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."
What do you call a microorganism that listens to Classical music? Bach-teria
What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach.
My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?
I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"
Suddenly I hear classical music coming from a grave, sounds like its being played backwards? “Oh, that’s just Beethoven decomposing”.
Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play, 'I'll be Bach'.
What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque
Killer Whales like classical music so much... That they form Orcastras.
I used to only listen to classical music... ...but now I think outside of the Bachs.
I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him. He must be Haydn.
I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt.
What's the difference between a classical musician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of five.
I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque.
My friends and I created a boysband of classical music. We are the Bach Street Boys
Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. "Bach, Bach, Bach"!
Did you hear about the classical musician who couldn't find work? He was Baroque.
I’ve been listening to classical music too loud and now my ears hurt. I’m having some pretty bad Bach pains.
What do you call two classical musicians ending their relationship? They baroque up
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin Now he is quite Baroque.
Why do black people not like Classical music? Because they have to sit in the Bach of the concert hall.
I had to pay for everything when I went out with a couple classical musicians they were completely baroque.
Classical music jokes are easy to come up with I could write you a long Liszt
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque.
What do classical musicians write before going shopping?
A Chopin Lizst
(shopping list)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."
Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins
A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick.
Why classical music is not recommended for young people? Because it contains sax and violins
Who is chickens’ favorite classical musician? Bach.
Employees were discussing classical music pieces.
The boss came up to them.
He said, “Get Bach to work!”
Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music? When asked about it, he said, "I'll be Bach."
What is a conspiracy theorist's favorite piece of classical music? QAnon in D
What do you call a President who likes classical music? Baroque Obama
Why did Karl Marx hate classical music? Because of the violins inherant in the system
How do you threaten a fan of classical music? You tell him to watch his bach.
Do you want to buy some classical music? Sorry, I'm baroque.
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