Confusing Jokes

Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

I'll never use that dictionary again... The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.

When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying

I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with an Australian? Because every "check" is a "check, mate!"

I've just seen the most confusing book... Ventriloquism for Dummies

it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents.

My girlfriend says she needs some space. Which is confusing because I thought my imagination was limitless.

Vegans Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?

So what's your idea of a perfect date? \- DD/MM/YYYY, I find other formats a bit confusing

I keep confusing homophobia with claustrophobia. Which one is scared of being in a closet?

Women on dating sites are so confusing! They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof

Tell someone that you love them today, because life is short... but scream it at them in German because it's also confusing and scary.

Me: Did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: Really?

Me: I think so.

Guy Fieri: That’s interesting.

Me: You know, sometimes abbreviating names can be confusing. GF: You think so?

Me: Definitely.

George Foreman: That’s interesting.

I am a big fan of Sarah Palin. Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.

What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day.

Girls are so confusing She said "don't stop" and now I'm in jail.

"I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean" "It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."

A joke walks into a bar... and the Bartender says, "Hey weren't you just in here a few hours ago?!"

The joke replies, "No, you must be confusing me with my brother Repost"

I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing... It made my head spin.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate

...a confusing situation! What do you get when you cross a joke with time travel...?

Father's Day The most confusing day in the hood.

The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?

Last night I opened the windows and let the mosquitoes all inside and then I closed the windows And I slept outside, it’s called “confusing the enemies”.

I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless. It created lots of gigglewhats.

Why are poor people confusing? Because they don't make any cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents.

I hate restaurants that have quirky and confusing ways of displaying men and woman bathroom signs. I mean, what am I?!? Am I a kitchen or an exit?

Why are books about mushrooms so confusing? They have too many different morels.

Tell somebody you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Confusing the enemy ;) Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes, they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside. it's called confusing the enemy.

What do Kevin Spacey and posthumous 2Pac albums have in common? They both came out at confusing times.

If you don't like the police....maybe you're the problem. - A confusing conversation between Sting's biggest fan and the neighborhood pot dealer.

Want to hear a confusing joke? Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
Astronaut 2: "In space no-one can. Here, use cream"

What's the most confusing holiday? Well for Caitlyn Jenner it's Father's Day and Mother's Day