Congress Jokes

Why will the congress never impeach Trump? Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain... In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work? Kick them out of congress.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain. In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. \[Credit to Milton Berle\]

If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical marijuana for arthritis treatment... there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

I’m in favour of a bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medical marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain. In other words, I’m for joint support for joint support for joint support.

Why won't Congress ever impeach Trump? Because Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

Congress has finally made a decision and just announced that if Roy Moore wins the senate... They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.

Why Will Congress Never Impeach Trump? Republicans always insist on carrying babies to full term

What's the difference between congress and a circus? One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Why is the congress never impeaching president Trump? because republicans insist on carrying a baby to its full term.

Congress will never impeach Donald Trump. Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

If the opposite of pro is con... Then that means the opposite of congress is progress.

What do you call a 300 year old joke? Congress



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I wish our Congress was made up of vending machines So they would accept change

A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?

D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", Then isn't "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why will Congress never impeach Trump? Because Republicans insist on carrying a baby to its full term.

People say congress is in a stalemate, but that isn’t true In order for a stalemate you need black pieces

What do you call a debate club that only meets once a year? The United States Congress.

Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo? He hates ill eagles.

If the opposite of pro is con... Then that must mean the opposite of progress is Congress.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

If Con is the opposite of Pro Is Congress the opposite of Progress?

So we all know con is the opposite of pro, right? Well, if pro and con are opposites, then what's the opposite of progress? Congress.

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

I can't wait for an AI to reach 10% of the capabilities of the average human. Then we can replace all of Congress with a single AI.

If pro is the opposite of con.... If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Joe Swanson - Family Guy

If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

Yesterday, both houses of Congress met to debate legalizing marijuana. It was a joint session.

I'm not sure where all the racists are going to go when social media platforms kick them off They can't all go to Congress

What does Congress do when they lose a game of CSGO? They blame the Russians.

If con is the opposite of pro... Then does that make congress the opposite of progress?

What's the difference between Congress and a social experiment? One of them is controlled.

I found a place where 98% of the material is recycled. Congress.