Cruise Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? Because they're not falling for that one again.

So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise... Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat.

I asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise this summer... He said his ancestors made that mistake and he's not falling for it.

Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again.

Asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise.. I just asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise this summer. He said his ancestors made that same mistake and he's not falling for it.

I stole a Tom Cruise movie from the store the other day... It was Risky Business.

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control...

At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise. So he gave me a cushion to sit on.

Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character.

I went to the barbers earlier and said I wanted my hair cutting like Tom Cruise. So he put a cushion on the chair.

A racist joke (be warned and don't take offense) Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again.

A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship. You could say the passengers were marooned.

I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it.

Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold

Finland have taken silver

Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise

My wife was getting nervous about meeting new people on our upcoming cruise. I said, “Don’t worry. We’ll all be in the same boat.”

Did you hear about the cruise that was rated 3.14 out of 10? It was a pi-rate ship

Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once.

Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible

Why do you never see a black people on a cruise? They aint falling for that one again.

Why don’t African’s like cruise ships? They’re not falling for that one again.

A blonde singer on our cruise ship seemed to be skipping one note in every song. She told us she was scared of getting lost at C.

I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic.

My wife is really worried about having to meet new people on our upcoming cruise. I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”

Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship… The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?”

The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America

Why don't you see blacks on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again!

What is a zombie's favourite activity on a cruise ship? Shuffleboard!

What was the name of the actor that played the ship in the titanic? Tom cruise

BREAKING NEWS: A Red Cruise ship and a Blue Naval Vessel have collided in the Caribbean... ...and the survivors are marooned.

What do you call a robot that looks like Tom Cruise? An Automatom

What was the most popular dish on the rave cruise ship? Sea Bass

The Church of Scientology does many mission trips. I mean heck, Tom Cruise has been on 5 missions already!

Cruise companies are getting hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic They’ll be lucky to stay afloat.