Dads Jokes

Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope.



Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on

The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads.

What's the leading cause of dry skin ...towels
Credits:dads

I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads

Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase.

Dads are like boomerangs I hope.

How many dads does it take to change a lightbulb? Into what?

What's the difference between my dad and other dads? Beats me.

2 kids arguing. 2 little kids were arguing over who's dad has a better job. First kid says,"My dads a doctor." Second kis say,"Yeah well my dad's lawyer." Astonished the first kid says," Honest?" The second kid replied "No, the usual kind."

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

Why do Dads tell Dad jokes? Because they want to see their kids all groan up.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

A boy in bath with his mum A boy in bath with his mum asks "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The boy says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.

I hate meeting dads. That's why I only date black girls.

Dads are like boomerangs He’ll be back.
Right?

2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says "that hurt".

I think same gender couples should not be able to get kids. No matter how good they are, having 2 dads forces the poor kids to deal with TWICE the dad jokes. Having 2 mom's isn't much better, they're all gonna end up in an "Ask your mom" loop

I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads

Dads are like boomerangs. At least I hope so.

Dads are like boomerangs I wish I had a boomerang :(

Why do dads tell dad jokes? Because they're full-groan men.

Dads are like a boomerang. They come back.

...right?

Dads (Dad support group)
Hi, I'm dad
"Hi dad, I'm dad"
*room breaks into laughter*
*dads starts building a shed together*

My dads nickname is lightning. That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.

Turns out I am adopted! suprised my dads never told me

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't.

Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes.

I've got diarrhoea, my dads got diarrhoea and my brothers got diarrhoea. Runs in the family.

I hate meeting girls dads That's why I date black women.

A man with a black eye Walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says 'Wow, rough night?.' The man replies back, 'no my dads a panda.'

So many dads nowadays say they're "going out to buy milk", and then never return. Oh well, at least our moms still have the milkman: he doesn't just come, he also brings the milk.

I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any.

Dads: What does A&W stand for? Ambergers and Wootbeer.

My dads a trucker so he applied for a job at Mcrosoft Apparently they are looking for more drivers.

Wtf, I can't stand the thought of having two dads.. Just imagine all the horrible jokes I'd encounter

This guy on Call of Duty said he was going to own me just like he owned my mom last night... ... Joke's on him. I have two dads.

What do dads use to disappear? Black Magic

What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back.