Hilarious Diarrhea Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Diarrhea Jokes

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My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea She won’t find out until she gets home and unpacks her luggage

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On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

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TIL that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.

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My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes

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TIL that diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your genes.

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A joke from my Mexican grandmother: What's faster? Lightning, light, or diarrhea? Diarrhea.

Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.

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If 9/10 people suffer from diarrhea, Does that mean that 1/10 people enjoy it?

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...

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My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”

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I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans.

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Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?

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Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans.

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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans

Credit to /u/jdabarber

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Did you know that Diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the jeans

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Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans

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My doctor thinks my diarrhea might be hereditary. It runs in my jeans.

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Yep, it runs in your jeans

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What’s the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and Diarrhea. Your running, but can’t remember where.

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What's the worst combination of two sicknesses? Diarrhea and alzheimer. You are running but you don't know where.

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A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic... .....It runs in the genes.

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Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans

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TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans.

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What animal has two gray legs and two brown legs? 

An elephant with diarrhea

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They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.

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Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

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“My love for you is like diarrhea”. “I cant hold it in”.

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Diarrhea has been proved to be hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

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What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits.

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It is said diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans!

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Did you know that this week is National Diarrhea Week? It runs from today until the end Friday...

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yup, it runs in your genes

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New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans.

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I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

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I like my women like I like my diarrhea Brown, chunky, and on my face.

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My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player... And boy, it's Messi.

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What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea? They both run in the genes.

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I found out today that diarrhea was hereditary! Apparently, it runs in your Jeans.

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I used to have diarrhea. But, now it's "gonerrhea".

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New Diarrhea Jokes

What’s the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but you can’t remember where.

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I never knew that diarrhea could be hereditary ... ... but it definitely does run in your jeans.

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Did you know that diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your jeans.

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We had a kid in my high school called Diarrhea Dave, and everyone assumed he had a nasty accident. Actually, he was just the only kid in our class who could spell it.

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What’s the typical thing a patient says at the Diarrhea Clinic on a Monday morning? “I had a terrible weak end.”

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I just learned today that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the genes.

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My essay on diarrhea hit an F. The teacher said there were too many run-on sentences.

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TIL in a recent Harvard study done in 2019 they have figured out that frequent diarrhea is actually hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

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They say diarrhea is genetic. It runs in our jeans!

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My doctor said there's a reason diarrhea is considered hereditary.... He said it always seems to happen in the jeans.

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Next week is the International Diarrhea Week Runs from monday to sunday.

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The first one shucks between fits...

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How would you journal a day on the toilet after eating venison? Deer Diarrhea...

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4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea! The fifth guy enjoys it.

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Laughter is best medicine... Unless of course, you have explosive diarrhea!

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You know what they say about diarrhea... This two shall pass.

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What do you call a Scotsman with diarrhea? Bravefart

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What happened to the accountant with diarrhea? He had to liquidate his assets

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I had diarrhea But now it's gonarrhea.

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Next week is National Diarrhea Week... Runs through Sunday

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I wrote a book about diarrhea. I'm told it flows really well.

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Today is Diarrhea Awareness Day Runs until Saturday

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TIL that uncontrollable diarrhea is hereditary.... ... It runs in the jeans.

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After eating at a German restaurant, I had horrendous diarrhea for a week. It was the wurst.

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shuck between fits...

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Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans

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How do you know when the Kremlin has diarrhea? They're rushin' pootin' to the bathroom.

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Four Out of Five People Suffer From Diarrhea One person enjoys it.

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I went to the doctor to get something against my diarrhea Now I have goneorrhea.

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Is diarrhea genetic? yes it runs in the jeans

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TIL diarrhea is hereditary It runs in the jeans

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Why is there regular strength and extra strength Pepto-Bismol? Is regular strength for people who kind of want to have diarrhea for a little while?

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Diarrhea always made him late... They called him "Running Behind"

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I just learned that having explosive diarrhea without warning is hereditary. It's in your jeans.

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Relationships are either like eating pizza all the time or crippling diarrhea. You either end up fat and out of shape, or doubled over in crippling pain desperately wiping away what's left when it finally ends.

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What Breaking Benjamin song should you only listen to on the toilet? Diarrhea Jane

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My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't keep it in

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The zoo manager asks the vet over the phone "What can we give to our elephant if it has diarrhea?"

"Space. A lot of space" answered the vet

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Diarrhea Breakthrough Did you hear? They've discovered diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your genes.

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What's the height of self confidence? Farting when you have diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a epileptic oyster man and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.

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Why do countries have diarrhea? Because they're in continents.

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My friend died from diarrhea It saddened me to watch him go

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My love for you is like chronic diarrhea... I can never hold it in.

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What's brown and stinky in my attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Yesterday I had diarrhea.... Now its gonorreia

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I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them. That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....

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Seagull with diarrheia Seagull With Diarrhea told another that it barely Made It To Crowded Beach In Time.

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What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea

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What did the confident skier say when he had diarrhea? I've got the runs!

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Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea.

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What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.

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Did you all hear about Diarrhea being hereditary? It supposedly runs in your Jeans.

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Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes.

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Two poops walk acros the street... they see diarrhea. Diarrhea asks : what are you guys doing? The poops say : we are going to rob a bank. Diarrhea asks : can i join you? The poops say : no its only for the hard boys.

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I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred.

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Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.

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Can you swim if you have diarrhea? Yes, but only if you have a lot.

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Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans.

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I have a genetic disposition to diarrhea. It runs in my jeans.

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