Doctor Who Jokes

If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective... I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

Told my friend I was going to start watching Doctor Who... ...He said it was about time.

If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Science Fiction is "Doctor Who." But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's "Doctor Whom."

What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery.. I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

Did you hear about the Doctor who kept yelling at his clients? He lost his patients.

There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein.

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar.

(Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)

what do you call a spine doctor who practices in Egypt? a cairo-practor!

What’s the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it’s doctor who But objectively it’s doctor whom

Did you hear about the fat kidney doctor who could predict the weather? She was a meaty urologist.

Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? It's his own fault. He should have attended to the sick and left the well alone.

I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.

Did you hear about the doctor who sent a group of crows to a mental health institution? He committed a murder.

What do you call a doctor who is ready at a moment's notice? An oncallogist.

At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of "Doctor Who" ... ... it was about time.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone? An oncologist

The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.

Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? He should have been attending to the sick and left the well alone.

Did you hear about the Eye Doctor who changed professions to become a comedian? He made a spectacle of himself.

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ok its bad. Apologies in advance.

Did you hear about the doctor who became a cop? He made sure everyone got their shots.

What do you call a doctor who graduates at the bottom of their class? Doctor

What do you call a doctor who is on call 24/7? An oncologist.

What do you call a doctor who is always on call? Oncallogist

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension? He was attacked by The Garlics

What do my barber and the doctor who did my circumcision have in common? They both took too much off the top

Did you hear about the doctor who permanently lost his license JUST for sleeping with one of his patients?!? He was a great veterinarian.

Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years. It was about time.

What did Doctor Who say to his wife? It's bigger when it's inside.

Why doesn't Doctor Who travel with United Airlines? Because the tardis is faster.

Yeah, you were expecting a joke about that doctor who got kicked off the United Airlines flight, but you were wrong.

WRONG!!!

What is the Doctor from Doctor Who's preferred console? _Wiiii U_

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_Wiiii U_, Wii-ii-ii U…

What do you call a doctor whose appointment you just missed? Dis-appointed.

There was a doctor who liked a girl But her boyfriend kept giving her an apple a day so he couldnt get close to her.

I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite

What do you call a doctor who was last in his class? Doctor

Q:What do you call a doctor who graduated last in his class? A: doctor.