Dolphin Jokes

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

A teacher told her first grade class, "A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!" A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"

Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.

If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise.

A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool... I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life.

Why dont they allow harpoons in dolphin hospitals? It defeats the porpoise

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water? Dolphout

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise.

My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!

Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life

I just had a conversation with a dolphin. We just clicked.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise...

Why shouldn't you throw away an old dolphin? Because they can be re-porpoised!

A Dolphin meets the Buddha... The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"

Why was the dolphin sad? Because he didn't have a porpoise.

Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life

What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life? A porpoise without a purpose.


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Why did the dolphin rider get arrested for hit and run? Because he did it on porpoise.
















( I know dolphins aren't porpoises)

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? "I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

I bought a dolphin Now my life has a porpoise.

What does a dolphin's butler do? Serves a porpoise.

Went on a date with a dolphin the other night. We just clicked. Heyyyooooo

Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin? He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!

Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.

If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin

"IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!" - Hitler's wife answering the phone

A crab, a lobster, a dolphin... and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?

[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)

What do you call a dolphin trying to start a genocide A-dolfn

Help I killed a dolphin!!! It wasn't on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin

Why can't you ever accidentally ride a dolphin? Because it's always on porpoise

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the police officers take the man's dolphin collection? For investigative Porpoises.

I saw a chap dashing though town with what looked like a dolphin tucked under his arm. I thought to myself, "now there's a guy with a porpoise".

Why did the dolphin go on a long journey? To find its porpoise.