Dolphin Jokes

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Funniest Dolphin Jokes

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

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If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

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A teacher told her first grade class, "A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!" A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"

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Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.

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If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

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Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise.

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A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool... I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life.

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Why dont they allow harpoons in dolphin hospitals? It defeats the porpoise

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water? Dolphout

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise.

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My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!

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Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life

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I just had a conversation with a dolphin. We just clicked.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why shouldn't you throw away an old dolphin? Because they can be re-porpoised!

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A Dolphin meets the Buddha... The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.
The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"

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Why was the dolphin sad? Because he didn't have a porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life? A porpoise without a purpose.


This is my own material, be kind :)

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Why did the dolphin rider get arrested for hit and run? Because he did it on porpoise.
















( I know dolphins aren't porpoises)

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? "I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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I bought a dolphin Now my life has a porpoise.

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What does a dolphin's butler do? Serves a porpoise.

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Went on a date with a dolphin the other night. We just clicked. Heyyyooooo

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Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin? He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!

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Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.

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If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin

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"IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!" - Hitler's wife answering the phone

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A crab, a lobster, a dolphin... and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?

[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)

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What do you call a dolphin trying to start a genocide A-dolfn

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Help I killed a dolphin!!! It wasn't on porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

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What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin

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Why can't you ever accidentally ride a dolphin? Because it's always on porpoise

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the police officers take the man's dolphin collection? For investigative Porpoises.

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I saw a chap dashing though town with what looked like a dolphin tucked under his arm. I thought to myself, "now there's a guy with a porpoise".

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Why did the dolphin go on a long journey? To find its porpoise.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can't mistake a dolphin for a piano.

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I was walking past the bathroom in the Dolphin Inc. HQ offices. I really had to pee, but the restroom was closed. I was extremely upset, but then I read the sign:

"Closed for professional porpoises."

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Under newly enacted legislation, my restaurant is no longer allowed to offer whale or dolphin mean. It’s a blow, but, now and again, we’ll still serve a youthful porpoise.

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How does a Dolphin live its life? With Porpoise

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What did the whale say to the dolphin after their car crash? Sorry I hit your car mate, was an accident, didn't do it on porpoise

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How does a dolphin make love? On porpoise.

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Being at a strip club is like being at a dolphin show at seaworld I want to enjoy it, but I just feel bad for them

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Why did the dolphin commit suicide? He had no porpoise in life...

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Never trust a dolphin to do an important task for you. Because if they mess up, it wasn't an accident, they did it on porpoise.

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