Hilarious Drone Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? I have no idea, I just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...

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What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.

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What is the difference between a Pakistani Wedding and a Taliban training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone.

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The first rule about Thesaurus club is that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

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What is the national bird of Pakistan? An American drone.

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What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan? US Drone

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What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers.. Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone.

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What's the National Bird of Pakistan? An American Drone.

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What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone

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What's the difference between a drone and an aircraft with 283 passengers on board? You don't start a war when an aircraft with 283 passengers is shot down.

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I told a good drone joke in arabic It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east

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What's the difference between an Al Qaeda base and a Pakistan school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What is the national bird of Pakistan? An american military drone

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Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school? I dont know, i just fly the drone.

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How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old? I don't know, I just pilot the drone

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What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base? Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone

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What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery? No idea, I just fly the drone.

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Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air? Because the name Dropbox is already taken

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School? I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

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New Drone Jokes

What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Syrian preschool and a weapons factory? I don't know, I just pilot the drone.

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Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes... They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.

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What's the difference between a hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just operate the drone.

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My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day. He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."

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Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

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"Mr. President, four Brazilian soldiers were killed during our last drone attack. " "This is yuge, let's get Sean out there to tell everyone how we are making the world great again... wait how many is a Brazilian?"

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What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.

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What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a Pakistan Elementary School? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an Al-Queda base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What is the difference between a rebel base and a Pakistan school? I don't know I'm just a drone pilot

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"What's the difference between an Al-Qaeda base and a Pakistani school?" "I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

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Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me

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What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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America: We want our drone back China: Sure, how many do you want?

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I think my photographer friend is secretly in the Air Force. He keeps asking if he can use a drone to take aerial shots at my wedding.

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whats the difference between the ISIS and an elemtary school? IDK..i just fly the drone.

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