Drug Addict Jokes

So I bought a pair of shoes from a drug addict yesterday. .. ... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since

Why are all programmers drug addicts? Cause they do a lot of codeine.

Why did the drug addict fall over? He tripped.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict? A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.

(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)

To ease the pain of a mother Crying at her Husbands funeral I said "At least he died doing what he Loves" Too bad he was a Drug Addict

There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing.

What do you call a duck with a drug addiction? A quack addict.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict? A quack-head.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack.

I don't care what anybody says but everybody below the border are a bunch of violence loving drug addicted ungrateful idiots I live in Canada by the way

What do you get when a drug addicted duck gets pregnant? Quack babies

I've been reading a book about drug addiction I was hooked after the first few lines.

Why are drug addicts the most cultural? They're always on a trip

He died doing what he loved Is an awful thing to say at the funeral of a drug addict who overdosed

What does a drug addict and a child have in common? They both want tablets for Christmas.

What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers

What do you called a duck that’s a drug addict A Quack Head

What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common? De Nile

A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.

How are drug addicts executed in Saudi? Stoned.

Why did the drug addict suffer an overdose of cocaine? Because he crossed the line...

A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed.

You shouldn't make jokes about drug addiction. It's a methed up thing to do.

Did you hear about the most recent celebrity drug addict? I Don’t know how we missed it for so long, but it turns out that Humpy Dumpty was actually a crack head

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock

A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man.

What did Mike Tyson say to the drug addicts who were playing tag in his front yard? Quit mething around.

What's the difference between an adulterous Muslim and a drug addict? The drug addict doesn't scream when he's stoned.

What do you call a drug addict who likes anime? Weed-a-boo

How was the common drug addict punished in the olden days? He was stoned

I have just met a Chinese drug addict. He said 'Have you seen my cocaine?'

I said ' Not since he starred in Zulu'

Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line.

How did the redneck drug addict get his crush to date him? It all started with

"I'd be dilaudid to have yew fer dinner"

What do you call a drug addict frog? Methamphibian

What did the train driver say when he decided to get over his drug addiction? I need to get my life back on track

A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was.. Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...

What do you call a drug addicted woman who takes advantage of a mentally disabled man for years? Jennay.

Why is there cotton in the top of medicine bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers long before they were drug addicts.

Watching the Superbowl at a sober living with 7 sober drug addicts "That's also what I need to do; get away from the sack."

Boom.