Fan Jokes

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Funniest Fan Jokes

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

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Two windmills are in a field. One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"

The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"

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I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.

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A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar and got kicked out for being 10.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...

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So two windmills are standing in a field... Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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I've decided to go on the "England World Cup Diet" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!

(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)

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Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.

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What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck.

*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*

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My girlfriend said she's a big fan of horoscopes. You know what that makes me? Single.

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Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

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A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool... when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating

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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

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Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan.

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I tried rocking my newborn daughter to sleep. Apparently she isn't a big Zeppelin fan.

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I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.

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I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by… Most people hate it, but I’m a fan.

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I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan.

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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle? I don't know, ask a Falcons fan

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Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.

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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"

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My wife has a new thing. She likes me to blow on her face while we make love... I'm not a fan

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A Blonde Crashes a helicopter A passerby jumps out and rushes up to her and exclaims,"What happened!?". She explains,"It got cold so I turned off the fan".

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A blonde crashes a helicopter... A police officer drives by and exclaims, "What happened!?". She says, "It was getting cold so I turned off the fan".

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Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".

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Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”

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I was a big fan of Extreme Vetting Then I found out it isn't a show about skydiving into the desert to perform dog surgery.

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Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.

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I'm not a fan of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other.. One asks the other : Hey what kind of music are you into?

The other one answers : Well I'm a big metal fan..

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Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock

Who's There?

Metaphors

Metaphors who?

Metaphors be with you

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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I really appreciate all the fan mail you beautiful women have been writing me. Now go ahead and send them.

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A Pittsburg Steelers fan and his wife, cousin, and sister walk into a bar. Only 2 people walked in.

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When getting intimate, I never play with anything on the left side of her body. I guess you could say I'm a big fan of womans rights....

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My dad was watches every Angels games. He's been a fan since way back... ...back when they were still humans.

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I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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A hip hop fan walks into a shop to buy cigarettes. He bought Tupac.

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What would you call Usain Bolt if he was a spongebob squarepants fan? The cash slinging dasher

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I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee

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Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best? Because she knows better than to expect a ring.

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I just smoked a ligament.. I’m not that big of a fan of joints

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What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb

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I'm afraid my ceiling fan is going to fall down on me. Yeah, it's really been hanging over my head lately.

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I bought a fan from Home Depot and it came fully assembled. I love it when a fan comes together.

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After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."

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Anybody a fan of college football? I heard the Miami Hurricanes are looking strong this year.

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Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan... Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.

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Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.

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2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"

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My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape. And then it hit him.

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What type of music do you like?" It replies "I'm a big metal fan."

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A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend. People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.

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I was asked to play fantasy football today I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.

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I bought a new A/C today Not a fan.

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I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face but now I'm a big fan

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How do you threaten a fan of classical music? You tell him to watch his bach.

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Windmills Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other, "So, are you into music?" The other windmill replies, "Yep. I'm a big metal fan."

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I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs. Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.

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Blind Date Her: I'm a big country fan

*Trying to Impress her
Me: China is very large

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What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl? Turn of his xbox and go to bed.

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Why did the bondage fan fail the no-fap challenge? Didn't have enough self restraint.

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I'm a big fan of self-depricating jokes Not very good at telling them though

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You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade? Not a fan

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A deranged fan sneaked into Taylor Swift's dressing room. She didn't hear him coming.

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What's the best part about dating a Mets fan? You know she's not looking for a ring.

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I tried rocking my daughter to sleep She's not a big fan of Led Zeppelin, apparently.

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When someone asks me if I like indoor skydiving I say Im a really big fan

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I used to be a fan of this subreddit now I'm just an air conditioner

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What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill? "I'm a big fan"

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So i played wind waker and i really enjoyed it... I've become a real fan

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The actor of Hagrid asked me why I want his signature I said: "I am a giant fan!"

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Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan? Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.

Copyright Chris Farley.

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What do you think of wind and solar energy? I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.

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Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches? "Not a huge fan."

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Renewable energy? I'm a big fan

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Why is a Fan good in bed? Because it will blow you and fulfil all of your fantasies.

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All my friends keep telling me "Get Out" is a must-see. I don't know, though.... I've never really been a fan of black comedy.

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Why is Donald Trump not a fan of League of Legends? Because there's too much Faker news.

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Just became a fan of Adele She had me at Hello

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The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating

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I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit

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What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian

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A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox.

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Why did Harry Potter cross the road? No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.

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Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite.

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What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.

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What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank

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What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo

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I'm a fan of simple jokes So a termite walks into a pub and says: " Is the bartender here?"

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