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Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
Two windmills are in a field.
One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"
The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar and got kicked out for being 10.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...
So two windmills are standing in a field...
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I've decided to go on the "England World Cup Diet"
It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)
Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?
The Cowboys suck.
*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*
My girlfriend said she's a big fan of horoscopes. You know what that makes me? Single.
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool... when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
Two wind turbines are talking to each other...
One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."
Two wind turbines...
Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"
Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."
My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan.
I tried rocking my newborn daughter to sleep. Apparently she isn't a big Zeppelin fan.
I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.
I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by… Most people hate it, but I’m a fan.
I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan.
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...
The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle? I don't know, ask a Falcons fan
Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats? He respecs women.
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I’m a fan.
Two Wind turbines are in a field.
One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan"
My wife has a new thing. She likes me to blow on her face while we make love... I'm not a fan
A Blonde Crashes a helicopter A passerby jumps out and rushes up to her and exclaims,"What happened!?". She explains,"It got cold so I turned off the fan".
A blonde crashes a helicopter... A police officer drives by and exclaims, "What happened!?". She says, "It was getting cold so I turned off the fan".
Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, “what type of music do you like?” The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”
I was a big fan of Extreme Vetting Then I found out it isn't a show about skydiving into the desert to perform dog surgery.
Two windmills are in a field.
One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.
I'm not a fan of political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.
Two wind turbines are talking to each other..
One asks the other : Hey what kind of music are you into?
The other one answers : Well I'm a big metal fan..
Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Metaphors
Metaphors who?
Metaphors be with you
A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?" The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"
I really appreciate all the fan mail you beautiful women have been writing me. Now go ahead and send them.
A Pittsburg Steelers fan and his wife, cousin, and sister walk into a bar. Only 2 people walked in.
When getting intimate, I never play with anything on the left side of her body. I guess you could say I'm a big fan of womans rights....
My dad was watches every Angels games. He's been a fan since way back... ...back when they were still humans.
I wasn’t really a fan of this alien parasite... But it’s starting to grow on me
One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"
My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.
A hip hop fan walks into a shop to buy cigarettes. He bought Tupac.
What would you call Usain Bolt if he was a spongebob squarepants fan? The cash slinging dasher
I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee
Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best? Because she knows better than to expect a ring.
I just smoked a ligament.. I’m not that big of a fan of joints
What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
I'm afraid my ceiling fan is going to fall down on me. Yeah, it's really been hanging over my head lately.
I bought a fan from Home Depot and it came fully assembled. I love it when a fan comes together.
After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
Anybody a fan of college football? I heard the Miami Hurricanes are looking strong this year.
Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan... Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.
2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"
My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape. And then it hit him.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What type of music do you like?" It replies "I'm a big metal fan."
A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend. People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.
I was asked to play fantasy football today I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.
I bought a new A/C today Not a fan.
I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face but now I'm a big fan
How do you threaten a fan of classical music? You tell him to watch his bach.
Windmills Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other, "So, are you into music?" The other windmill replies, "Yep. I'm a big metal fan."
I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs. Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.
Blind Date
Her: I'm a big country fan
*Trying to Impress her
Me: China is very large
What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl? Turn of his xbox and go to bed.
Why did the bondage fan fail the no-fap challenge? Didn't have enough self restraint.
I'm a big fan of self-depricating jokes Not very good at telling them though
You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade? Not a fan
A deranged fan sneaked into Taylor Swift's dressing room. She didn't hear him coming.
What's the best part about dating a Mets fan? You know she's not looking for a ring.
I tried rocking my daughter to sleep She's not a big fan of Led Zeppelin, apparently.
When someone asks me if I like indoor skydiving I say Im a really big fan
I used to be a fan of this subreddit now I'm just an air conditioner
What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill? "I'm a big fan"
So i played wind waker and i really enjoyed it... I've become a real fan
The actor of Hagrid asked me why I want his signature I said: "I am a giant fan!"
Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?
Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.
Copyright Chris Farley.
What do you think of wind and solar energy? I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches? "Not a huge fan."
Renewable energy? I'm a big fan
Why is a Fan good in bed? Because it will blow you and fulfil all of your fantasies.
All my friends keep telling me "Get Out" is a must-see. I don't know, though.... I've never really been a fan of black comedy.
Why is Donald Trump not a fan of League of Legends? Because there's too much Faker news.
Just became a fan of Adele She had me at Hello
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian
A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion.
What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox.
Why did Harry Potter cross the road? No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.
Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite.
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank
What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
I'm a fan of simple jokes So a termite walks into a pub and says: " Is the bartender here?"