Fat Girl Jokes

I went to a pub last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table... I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

I said to a fat girl today... I said to a fat girl today,

"You're a big girl!"

She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

I said, "Salad tastes nice"

a men & fat girl in bar A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Fat girl on a table I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables

" nice legs" I said
" you think so?" She replied
" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"

You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it.

What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common? They know how to hide their bodies.

My ex asked me if I had ever been with any fat girls I told her she was my first.

Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it.

How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.

A friend once asked me how to get a fat girl to fall in love with me. I replied, "piece of cake."

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it.

What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.

Why don't you make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake

so I went to the bar last night and saw this fat girl dancing on a table... I said "Good legs." The girl giggled and said "You really think so?" I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."

A fat girl is dancing... A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies? Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

Wow, nice legs! A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Guy walks up to a fat girl in the bar and asks: "Hey do you have a pen?" She replies: "why yes I do"

Guy: "well you better get back there before the farmer gets mad!"

Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she is thick and tired of it.

What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it.

Want to know how to get a fat girl in bed? It’s a piece of cake

A man went to club one night, saw a fat girl dancing on the table and said "Nice Legs" The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so!"
The man said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"

How'd you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake..

You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it.

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake.

I met a girl in the park today who proved that fat girls really do try harder... She put up a valiant effort, but that amount of chloroform would have put a rhino down.

Why shouldn't you tease a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she is probably thick and tired of it!

What's the best part about dating a fat girl? They always know where they want to eat

Fat girls are like mopeds They are fun until your friends know you are riding one

Just learned the secret to getting a fat girl in bed.. ..it's a piece of cake

Cop walks up to my window and asks, "Mr. Johnson, have you been drinking"? I said, "Why, is there a fat girl in my back seat?"

What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? Just the tip...