Hilarious Finnish Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Finnish Jokes

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

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What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!

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Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.

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If you are Russian when you go to the bathroom and you are Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European

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I’ve been working on a Scandinavian joke. It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway.

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What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn

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Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

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What do Finnish churches and Mortal Kombat have in common? Finnish hymns

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My dad is 100% Swedish and this was his favorite joke to tell waitresses when we went out to eat. Waitress: Are you all finished?

Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you? He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European

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What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.

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I realized why Scandanavians are the fastest runners in the world... ...all their races start near the Finnish line.

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My book on Nordic cultures is taking a long time to write I don’t think I’ll ever make it to the Finnish.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns

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If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!

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How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

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Why will you never win a race against a runner from Finland? Before you even start, they are already Finnish.

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Why can't a Finnish man go swimming? Because Helsinki.

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You're running a race in Norway. How do you know if you've passed the last Lap? When you reach the Finnish line...

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Why are there no Finnish Muslims? All of them died out one year when Ramadan was in December

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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What language do fish speak? Finnish

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Want to hear a Swedish joke? Nevermind. There’s Norway I could Finnish it.

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Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Where does the Helsinki Marathon end? At the Finnish line.

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A couple was traveling across Europe but had to stop abruptly at Finland's borders. Why? Because it was the Finnish line.

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When does a race through Norway and Sweden end? When you cross the Finnish line.

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Why is Finland the most competitive country in the world? You can’t find a road, store, or park without a Finnish line.

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Why do people cheer when they reach the Finland border? It's the Finnish line.

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Two Finnish men meet in a bar... Two Finnish men meet in a bar, they haven't seen each other in over 30 years, but used to be best friends. One raises his beer and says 'cheers'.

The other responds, 'are we here to drink, or to talk?'

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Why are there no more Finnish Muslims? They all died one year when Ramadan was in the summer

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Why are all immigrants to Finland winners? Because they all crossed the Finnish line.

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If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European

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Video: Finnish Navy and Yle mistakenly follow Russian nuclear submarine Whoops. Wrong sub.

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I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman... ...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.

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New Finnish Jokes

A swedish family goes into a resturant and orders food. When they are done with their food, the waiter comes over and asks:

"Are you guys finnish?"

The dad smiles and says:

"No, no we're from sweden"

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The situation in Finland is constantly worsening Finland has recently undergone political and economical distress, and are willing to become a part of Russia. We will no longer be able to see the Finnish line.

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What is another name for the border around Finland "The Finnish Line"

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Why do guys from Finland never get laid? Cause they always Finnish first

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You’re all a Russian... ...on your way to the bathroom
European while you’re in there
And you’re Finnish when you’re done

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There's a fantastic bar in Helsinki where people make a habit of ordering drinks after last call... the bartender always obliges if they Finnish up quick.

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You can easily recognize Finnish athletes in the competition by their sky blue shorts and white T-shirts Skiers from other countries tend to dress warmer.

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Finnish kids are kind But German kids are kinder

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What did the North-European sergeant say to his soldiers? Finnish them

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Why are there no Finnish Muslims left? They all died one one year when Ramadan was in the summer

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Why can't you ever sing the last verse of a Swedish song? Because it's not Finnish.

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Did you hear about the translator who was running the marathon? He was Russian to Finnish

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What did the Formula 1 commentator say when Kimi Raikkonen drifted gracefully past the finish line in pole position? "That's a great finnish by the Ferrari star."

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Which country has the winningest lines? Finnish lines.

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What do you call Finland's borders? Finnish lines.

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If you enter the bathroom Russian, and you leave the bathroom Finnish, what are you in the bathroom? European

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What did the man in Finland say after his meal? I'm Finnish.

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Good Friday is called Long Friday in Finnish I guess time passes slowly when you're being crucified.

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Who do you meet at the end of a race in Europe? The Finnish

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Why did the Winter War only last 3 months? The fighters were Russian to Finnish

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A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start.

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All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish.

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I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish.

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