Hilarious Flying Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Flying Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old

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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

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What do we want? “Low flying planes!”

When do we want them?

“NNNEEEOOOOWWWwwwwww”

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F

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Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

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WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?!?

*NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW*

Edit: Wow, this really took off.

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I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear." "The fear of flying?", I asked.

"No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone."

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Why are you flying with United Airlines? Beats me.

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What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww

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“What do we want?!” “Low flying airplane noises!”

“When do we want em?”

“NEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW”

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What do we want?! Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?!

NNNNEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW

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What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! When do we want them?? NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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What do we want? Low flying airplanes! When do we want them? Neeeeeeooooowwwww!

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What do we want? LOW FLYING AEROPLANE NOISES!!!

When do we want them?

*Nyeeeeeeooooooowww!!!!*

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I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level

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What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? A Hijacking.

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What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?!
NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

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How come Peter Pan is always flying? Because he Neverlands.

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Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands

I like this joke because it never grows old

This joke is off the hook

Sorry

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Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.

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Luke: "Are you sure we are flying in the right direction?" Yoda: "Off course, we are!"

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WHAT DO WE WANT?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!

**NEEEEYOOOOOOOOW**

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Flying the Confederate flag doesn’t make you a racist. It’s usually the other way around.

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I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs. I couldn't help thinking,

'if i could do that i wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'

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What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for a few hours. Throw a man out of a flying plane and he flies for the rest of his life.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig the letter “f”

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands

You should upvote because this joke never gets old

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Aladdin Banned from Flying Carpet Racing Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs

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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? Nnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwew

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England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..

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There is no reason to beat a dead horse Unless it is flying United.

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Flight back home Guy was boarding a plane to go back home from a business trip.

As he was boarding another passenger asks him: "our flight looks full what do you think they will do??"

The Asian man flying back home says "beats me"

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I recently wrote a book about poltergeists and I'm pleased to say it is flying off the shelves.

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What do we want... Low flying airplane noise

When do we want them

NNNnnEEeeoooooooowwwWWW

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I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"
but it didnt fly.
Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings

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Why was the Jamaican surprised when he saw a bunch of Transformers flying over his house? 'Cause there were robots in de skies.

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A man went to the United Airlines counter A man went to the United Airlines counter. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, do you have reservations?”
He replied, “Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I’m flying anyway.”

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A pilot passed through a rainbow on his flight test. He passed with flying colors.

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New Flying Jokes

I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a neighboring Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

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I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a nearby Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

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As a boy, I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact...by running into a nearby Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

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What do we need? Low-flying airplane jokes. When do we need them? NYEEOOOWWW !

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Some people drink right before flying to deal with preflight anxiety. [I drink ALOT the night before. I'm so hungover, dying doesn't seem that bad of an idea.]

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When birds are flying in a V shape, why is one leg of the V longer? There are more birds on that side!

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I wrote a book on poltergeists; I'm pleased to to say it's flying off the shelves.

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Melania is flying in an airplane She calls for the stewardess

"Please check why my phone's data connection is not working"

"Ma,am we are flying at 36000 feet, how do you suppose it can work?"

"But it should work, my phone has an airplane mode"

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What kind of underwear do witches wear? None. Better grip when flying.

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I was fired for flying my plane from New Zealand to Hawaii. They said I really crossed the line.

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I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam But I passed with flying colors

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Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

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Kite Flying My friend and I were flying a kite, and we couldn't decide whether or not to let it go or bring it down. After talking for a couple minutes, we still couldn't decide, so the issue remained up in the air.

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I've just published a book on poltergeists. It's flying off the shelves.

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Dairy product truck clashed and everything inside went flying out. That's when I saw butter fly.

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What’s the difference between an honest politician and a flying pig? There actually was a time when swine flu.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? because he neverlands!

jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his slave, #freetink

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands as it's always wendy

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Why is peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands

I like this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook

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What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The 'f'

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I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you islamophobe

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The f

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I've published a book about poltergeists. They have been flying off the shelves for a month now.

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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.

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What are flying carrots most afraid of? Helichopters.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Muhammad, statistically

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What do you call a flying nun? Virgin mobile

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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want em?

NEEEEEEAAAAAAOOWWWW

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. The joke never gets old so please upvote.

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What do you call a pilot from the Netherlands? The flying Dutchman

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. I love this joke because it never gets old.

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"What do we want?" "Low flying airplane noises!"
"When do we want them?"
"NNNNEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!"

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I took my girlfriend to see a movie about an old guy flying his house around on balloons. It was an up-date.

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How do you reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You have to sail pasta seas.

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More Bad United Joke You know you feel jet lagged after flying on delta.. So how do you after being on United.

Really beat.

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Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.

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My son lost his first tooth today.. He was flying with United.

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Hey United, my ex is flying flight 2145 from Atlanta to San Antonio, seat 12-D... Do your thing!!!

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Why did the doctor feel beat after flying United? He had a severe case of jet drag.

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Can someone please explain these plane jokes to me? They're flying over my head.

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Q: A plane crashed and every single person died except four, Why? A: Because they were flying United Airlines

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So there are two cans on a wall. One turns to another and squawks in his face before flying to another wall.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLYING PIG? Swine flu

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Why didn't the photon pay a luggage fee? He was flying light

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist?!

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What did the goose say when he found out about flying south? Wanna hear migrate idea?

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I wrote several books about poltergeists. They're flying off the shelves.

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I recently wrote a book about Poltergeists... I'm pleased to say they're flying off the shelves.

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I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands.

I love that joke because it never gets old.

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If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato.

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side.

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You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

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I used to be afraid of flying in planes Until I tried it without one.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts? Quid each.

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My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he can never never land

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When ducks are flying in a "Flying V" formation, one side is always slightly longer than the other. Do you know why? Because there's more ducks on that side.

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