Hilarious Garbage Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Garbage Jokes

My wife cheated on me with the garbage man I asked her how she could do such a thing and she said "He actually pays attention to me, he takes me out!" I replied, "That's because it's his job, honey."

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I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub's doing even better!

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When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company

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What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck

...I'll see myself out.

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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I'm sorry.

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What has 4 wheels and flies? Garbage truck

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Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along.

^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*

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I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage. Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

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Can we take a serious moment to raise awareness about the North Atlantic Garbage Patch? Not enough people really talk about England very much

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What has four wheels and flies A Garbage truck

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What car has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

^^^^^sorry.

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What has six wheels and flies? A garbage truck

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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck

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What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.

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I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along.

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I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

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There isn’t much training involved in being a garbage man You just pick it up as you go along

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It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin.

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Son, we need to talk 'Son, we need to talk!'

'Yes, dad?'

'Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they’re garbage and if you keep watching them, you’ll go blind!'

'Dad?'

'Yes, son?'

'I’m over here.'

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What has 8 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!

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Son we need to talk. “Son, we need to talk!”

“Yes, dad?”

“Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they’re garbage and if you keep watching them, you’ll go blind!”

“Dad?”

“Yes, son?”

“I’m over here.”

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I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

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I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

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You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.

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I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!

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I've been studying the thesaurus lately... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

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Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's Funeral? There's only two handles on a garbage can.

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I'm married to Wonder Woman. She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

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You know why I envy the garbage? Because it goes out way more then me.

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What had four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Y'all can thank my nine year old

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Garage sales are garbage sales. But the B is silent.

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Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps? New Jersey got to pick first

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Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him...
M: what are you doing?
V: I am looking for used tampons...
M: why?
V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!

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In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our... ...active volcanoes.

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New Garbage Jokes

Why does 'without a peep' mean 'silent'? Because nobody complains when they *don't* have garbage candy.

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Don’t listen to anyone who tells you you’re garbage and can’t do anything. Because a trashcan.

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I was in Italy when I found a homeless man. I gave jim some cash and stole my wallet while I was doing so. What a piza garbage

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What do you call garbage in outer space? A Trashteroid

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A garbage man. Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?”

Wife: “No.”

Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?”

Wife: “No, why?”

Man: “Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”

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What had four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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I'm a recycle bin... I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.

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Why is garbage so sad? It's down in the dumps.

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I work for a garbage department in a garbage company. The worst part is? *We don't even recycle.*

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!

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