Genius Jokes

Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for He said 'Genius'

Donald Trump was asked what the J stood for in Donald J Trump He said "Genius"

It is unfair how for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes $0.78... Because then the man is left with only $0.22...


EDIT: Wow, this blew up on my way home.

Yes, this joke is from Bo Burnham as others have so nicely pointed out. Check out his work; he is a comedic genius.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... ... but his brother Frank was a monster

Everyone knows Albert Einstein was a genius... but his brother, Frank, was a real monster.

I got a hand job from Albert Einstein the other day... It was a stroke of genius

Trump in a conference A reporter asked Trump, "What does the J stands for in Donald J Trump?"

Trump replied, "The J stands for Genius."

Little brother told me this joke, genius. "Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
-why
"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"

What do you call Einstein getting a hand job? A stroke of genius.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius But his brother Frank was a real monster.

What was it called when Einstein masturbated? Stroke of genius.

What do you call a handjob from a rocket scientist? A stroke of genius.

What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!

What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius.

Someone gave a handjob to Albert Einstein... What a stroke of genius!

You are a Genius Boss When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Einstein masturbates A stroke of genius.

What's the difference between a genie and a genius? A genie grants wishes. A genius wishes for grants.

Isaac Newton died a virgin. That means I have one up on history's greatest scientific genius. Because I'm not dead.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... Did you know his brother Frank was a monster?

Queen : Come to bed King : Not until i have a name for my army


Queen : K night


King : Babe your a genius

Did you hear about the insane Mexican train saboteur? They say he had some real loco-motives.

(I know, it's pure genius, and totally original.)

My grandma recently claimed she once gave a handjob to Albert Einstein.. What a stroke of genius.

What do you call a horse that can read, write and tell jokes? A stable genius.

I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!

We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster!

What do you call someone with amazing equestrian skills? A Stable Genius.

What happened when Stephen Hawking's wife gave him a handjob? She had a stroke of genius.

A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer

The metre was fine

And the rhymes quite divine

But for some reason it always got the last line wrong

What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!!

(its terrible, i know)

Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.

What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius'

(This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)

Give me an example of a genius: The man who put the 'b' in subtle.

I took an iq test yesterday on Facebook, as a matter of act... and it told me im a genius! in the *top 99%*!

Albert Einstein may have been a genius... ...but his brother Frank was a monster!

Soldiers Queen: Come to bed.
King: Not until I have a name for my soldiers.
Queen: K, night.
King: Babe, you're a genius!

What’s the difference between my grandpa and a smart person The smart guy has a stroke of genius and my grandpa has a stroke

Thete was one a scientist who found that he could raise his IQ by masterbating It was a stroke of genius