Goodbye Jokes

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

75% of men kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house. 90% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wives.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave

I don’t always kiss my wife goodbye when I leave the house... But I always kiss my house goodbye when I leave my wife!

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave

A woman is at her father’s deathbed. She hasn’t seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left.
“Dad, I’m sorry,” she whispers.
“Goodbye, Sorry,” he says, “*I’m dead.*”

A girl comes back home after many years to see her father before he dies... She goes to his bedside and starts crying, "Dad, I'm sorry!"

He looks at her, smiles weakly, and says, "Goodbye, Sorry." He grins. "I'm *dead*."

My Girlfriend left a note on the refrigerator that said "This isn't working. Goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it was working fine wtf

Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife.

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians? A big wave.

The teacher says "If you answer my question, you can go home." One student throws a pen at him. The teacher asks "Who did that?"

"It was me, goodbye."

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying, "This isn't working, goodbye"... I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying: "this is not working, goodbye" So then I opened the fridge and it was working just fine.

My girlfriend left a note My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.

90% of men kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house The others kiss the house goodbye when they leave their wives

Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.

My name is Zane, and my girl told me goodbye today.. All I did was ask her to feed the cat She said, "I'll feed her, Zane."

Goodbye, boiling water... you will be mist

**Disclaimer: Not scientifically accurate**

I came home from work, and my girlfriend had left a note on the fridge saying ‘it’s not working, goodbye’. I opened it and it’s working just fine

Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house! He's never gonna say goodbye.

Goodbye boiled water you will be mist

As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat. Goodbye Tumblr!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!

I had to say goodbye to the water in my kettle. It will be mist.

People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer? "Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How are high school teachers similar to anti-vaxx mothers? They have to say goodbye to their kids after only 4 years.

How does an Asian noodle say goodbye Chow main

The Bison. My son and I were hiking one day when a bison charged towards him as he was taking a leak. I shouted “Bison” but it was already too late and he died. My wife tried to console me and said “Atleast you were able to say goodbye”.

How does a one celled organizim say goodbye to it's friends? "adios amebas!"

Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing.

Before leaving for work my girlfriend left a note on the microwave saying "This isn't working, goodbye". I turned on the microwave and it's working just fine...

A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!" It's a wave and a parting call.

My German friend, Sepp, was leaving to go home. I said, "Goodbye Sepp."

He said, "Thanks. I've been working out."

Your mother is so ugly your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye

One of my friends asked why my wife is always with me everywhere I go! I told him because she is so ugly I don't want to kiss her goodbye.

This isn't working My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the fridge and it's working just fine... 😂😂😂

How does an Italian say goodbye to a German in New York City? Arrive-deutsch-i!