Hilarious Gorilla Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Gorilla Jokes

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Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.

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I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla

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So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla.

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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA and Gorilla DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.

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3 steps to fix anything 1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2

2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3

3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you

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Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.

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A man wakes up from a five year coma... Doctor: Sir you've been out for a long time and I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

Patient: Oh I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

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So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure.. And social media went apeshit.

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A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says "first shot's on me"

The gorilla replies "nah, I got this"

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?

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My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.

I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae."

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How do you cook a monkey? You gorilla it

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What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. Because I wanna drop a baby in you

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It’s okay for me to use gorilla glue but as soon as I start using horse glue everyone gets all angry Aren’t gorillas like, super endangered? WTF

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet? The people in charge of that decision.

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Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you.

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A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation.

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My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess. So I gave her to a gorilla for him to throw barrels at me.

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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

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A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”
“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.

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What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla.

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I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... "That's haram, bae."

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We didn't elect Harambe for president But we still got a gorilla in office

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A priest.... A priest, an Irishman, a horse, a gorilla, a twelve inch pianist and an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar. He's not the smartest gorilla, but ignorance is bliss at the zoo.

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A muslim and his wife are chatting during dinner Wife: Did you hear about the gorilla that got shot in the zoo?
Husband: Wait what are you eating?
Wife: Pork
Husband: Thats haram bae.
Wife: Oh so you did hear about it

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Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn’t Go To The Ballet? The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.

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It's foolish for humans to try and take back the planet of the apes Since they are incredibly good at gorilla warfare.

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A gorilla dies of old age at the zoo. His name wasn't Harambe.

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The Cincinnati zoo is putting in a new shooting range for it's employees. Ooh, sorry I misread that. They are just getting a new gorilla.

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Whats worse then beating a dead horse? Shooting a gorilla

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New Gorilla Jokes

My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay in drugs Now the paper is gorilla and floor is melting

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How do you cook a monkey? You Gorilla

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What did the muslim guy say to his girlfriend when she was about to eat gorilla meat? "That's haram, bae."

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Why didn't the gorilla join the Buddhist temple? It was too monk-y.

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Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory. Called it Gorilla Warfare.

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"Eat your vegetables.... ... it puts hairs on your chest, look, I'm as hairy as a gorilla."

"Stop it mom, that's gross."

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Are you a gorilla pit? Cause I want to drop my kids in you.

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What do you call a radical Islamist gorilla group in Nigeria? Boko Harambe.

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What do you get if you try and make love to a gorilla? Kicked out of the zoo

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla with a spray bottle? Mister.

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A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks "What drink can I get you?" "Just ice for Harambe"

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What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.

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I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate.

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