Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets? Everybody misses Harambe.

Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it.

A Poem Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo

So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe

What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe.

It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good

A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer.

Man: No, he'll have just ice.

Bartender: Just ice?

Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar? Just a couple of shots

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.

Weinstein, C.K., Lauer... I think this "Dicks out for Harambe" thing is getting out of hand.

Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

They respond, "Two shots, please."

I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it.

Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in.

I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread. But they shot it down.

How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Edit: Spelling

this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss Harambe

a man and harambe walk in to a bar bartender: what will you fine gentleman have?

harambe: scotch

man: no, you'll have ice

bartender: just ice?

man: yes, justice for harambe

What's the difference between people and bullets? People miss Harambe.

Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What can I get for you?

Harambe: Just ice for Harambe.

Bartender: Sorry, we're out of ice. Best I can give you is a shot.

Whats the difference between us and a bullet? We miss Harambe.

I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal.

How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both

Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe.

There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe

We didn't elect Harambe for president But we still got a gorilla in office

Wow! I can't believe it's been almost a year since Harambe died. For the anniversary of his death, Cincinnati Zoo should have a sale. Discount for Harambe

A gorilla dies of old age at the zoo. His name wasn't Harambe.

What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe.

Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Theres a new Islamic terrorist organization in Nigeria and they have also been caught poaching gorillas They call themselves "Boko Harambe"

What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass.

A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks "What drink can I get you?" "Just ice for Harambe"

The bartender says: "Sorry we don't serve time travelers" Harambe walks into a bar.

I don't know why people are still talking about Harambe He's a dead meme