Headache Jokes

My carbon monoxide detector won’t stop beeping. It’s giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

A man tells his wife before he goes to bed, "I'm gonna go get your aspirin" The wife says, "Aspirin? I don't have a headache."
"Ah, HAH!!" The man exclaimed

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm today The loud beeping was giving me a headache.

Layoffs The boss has to lay off one person from his department and he's narrowed the choice down to Ann or Jack. First he invites Ann in.
The boss says "I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off"
"You better jack off, I've got a headache"

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.

Jack and Jill work together in an office... Things are getting very slow and the manager realizes he has to let one of them go but he can't decide. The manager approaches Jill and says "I have to lay you or Jack off".

"Jack off!" snaps Jill "I have a headache".

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm Its loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel dizzy and sick.

My Dad had a headache the other day so I asked if he needed any pills. He said "The only pills that could have stopped this head ache should have been taken 16 years ago"

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage. Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

I had to disable the Carbon Monoxide detector in my house the constant beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy and giving me a headache.

I live with my wife in a two story house... "I'm too tired" and "I have a headache" are the only two stories I hear...

Not Tonight Guy brings his wife a glass of water and two pills. She looks puzzled. "What's this?"

He says, "Oh, these are your aspirin, sweetheart."

She says, "I don't have a headache."

To which the husband replies, "AH HA!"

"On a scale of one to ten.. ..how bad is your headache?" asked the doctor.
"It's π.", said I.
..."π?".
..."Yes. Low-level, but never ending."

What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage? The wurst headache

I had to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy

Girl, are you a 3D movie? Because you're too expensive and giving me a headache.

My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping It's really giving me a headache

A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. "Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."


"I don't have a headache."

"Gotcha!"

My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, "Sorry, I had a headache."

I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache.

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector The constant beeping gave me a headache and made me feel sick.

"My wife is like Whiskey." "Oh yeah, she gets better with age?"

"No, she gives me a headache."

Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine

The similarities between alcohol and girls... ... Both have the quality of giving pleasure at night and headache in the morning.

My girlfriend said.. "We should spice things up and try reversal of roles in the bedroom"

So I have a headache.

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

Ever heard about the bread theif that always has a headache? He's got my grains.

My girlfriend has been trying new things in the bedroom lately.. ...I have a headache, I'm stressed, and I've eaten too much are among her many new techniques.

This is a knock knock joke Two guys walk into a bar, knock knock. Now they both have a headache.

Don't bother getting medicine for your headache... After all, it's all in your head.

Terrible Headache A patient to a doctor:
- Doc, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel terrible headache.

People told me to get a carbon monoxide alarm.... But all it's doing is beeping and giving me a headache

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door