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I just had hip replacement surgery It's a really new procedure; you've probably never heard of it.
My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
"Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"
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(I came up with this one at work after repeatedly opening the command prompt. Not sure if it's been said before, but I hope you enjoy!)
How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = ["Hip", "Hip"];
What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop
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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard.
I said, “Who is this, grandpa?”
Grandpa: He’s my hip replacement.
Who's the coolest man in the hospital? The hip replacement guy.
My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.
Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?
- The Ultra Sound guy
*Bonus*
Who covers for him when he isn't there?
- The Hip Replacement guy
What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
Why was Dre's grandma so happy when she found out his career choice? Because there was finally a Doctor in the family who could perform her hip op.
I saw your post about the prostate exam and ease you this. When you're getting your prostate exam, make sure the doctor only has ONE hand on your hip...
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant
Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?
The hip replacement guy.
What does an aging Sith lord with a bad hip use to get around? An Imperial Walker
Did you hear about the place in western Czech Republic where they do hip-hop covers of Queen songs? It's the Bohemian Rap City.
Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.
I'm so hip... I'm practically a pelvis!
Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy
So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist
I just got hip surgery You've probably never heard of it
A man hobbles into a McDonald's
A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.
The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".
"No." He says, "Hip replacement".
In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
Medical question? My dad said he is going in for a hip replacement........is he having surgery or am I getting a cool new dad?
What did the femur say to the pelvis? Well, this is a hip joint!.
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My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
A hip hop fan walks into a shop to buy cigarettes. He bought Tupac.
The Park Ranger told me not to leave any wrappers inside my car otherwise bears might try and break into it.... I didn't know bears were so into Hip Hop
What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle.
What do you call a hip French black guy? Látrill
What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break
What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!
Someone said that the current hip-hop genre is dead.
I say it's cool though.
No biggie.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!
What kind of music do brewers listen to? They listen to Hip-Hops!