Hiv Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend tells you she’s HIV Positive? Try to act surprised

What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised.

I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised.

Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV.

What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV.

Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS

What's the hardest part about an ex saying they're HIV positive? Trying to act surprised

Kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases One kid wrote:

1. HIV, AIDS
2. Cancer
3. /

The teacher asked what's '/' ?

Student replied it's a stroke.

What's the worst advice to give someone with HIV? Stay positive

Did you hear about the guy who’s surrounded by positive people at his workplace? Yeah, he really hates his work at the HIV clinic.

What's the worst advice you can give someone with HIV? Stay positive.

A man says he can detect HIV just by listening To it He calls the Programm "Hearing Aids"

How was the first ever HIV patient treated. With a first aids kit.

Why did ancient Romans not exchange high fives? They didn't want to spread HIV.

A friend of mine asked me how he should react if his girlfriend tells him that she's HIV positive I said, "The trick is to always act surprised."

I wish I had HIV So I would at least have one positive thing in my life

HIV is roman numerals for high five Pass it on

What does a preacher have in common with an HIV patient? Spreading positivity

What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV

My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic

What should I do if an ex girlfriend calls me and tells me she's HIV positive? The trick is, always act surprised.

My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives.

If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.

Its pride month guys !! Let's all say something positive. I'll start..... : HIV

What do you call crocodile HIV? GatorAIDS

I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group.

I was shocked when the doctor said i had HIV in my ears. Turns out i just need hearing aids.

What’s the only positive about living in the hood? HIV

You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs

Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV.

Two guys sit at a bar... One says to the other "I've got really bad news."

"What is it?", the friend replies.

"I'm HIV positive".

"Really?!, that's terrible. Is there anything I can do?".

"Yea, can you tell your wife as soon as you get home".

Magic Johnson has made it nearly 3 decades with HIV But he couldn’t survive 1 year with LeBron

I always felt bad for those living with HIV until I met someone who had it They seemed positive enough

Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't.

Good news: New HIV Infection Rates Falling Dramatically in Africa. Bad news: Because everyone is positive now.

My girlfriend asked me for a Hi5 the other night Ended up giving her HIV

What does HIV actually mean? Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

What do you do if your girlfriend tells you she is HIV positive? Tell her this is a crappy repost, and ask her to come up with some better material.