Hockey Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now

I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?

Why don’t you see many Mexican hockey players? They try to avoid ICE at all costs.

Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each.

Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they both can watch the hockey game.

Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons? Cuz they last for three periods.

(I am truly sorry)

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player will shower after three periods.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.

Why do Canadian couples like to do it doggie style? So they can both watch the hockey game!

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player takes shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods

Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player. Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed.

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods.

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower every 3 periods.

What's the difference between a Hockey Player and a Hippie Chick? A Hockey Player takes a shower after three periods

What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods.

What's a pedophiles favourite part of a game of hockey? Before the first period.

Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey? Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner.

What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods.

I watched hockey before it was cool. They basically were swimming.

Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods.

What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? hockey players shower after three periods

Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!

My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team. GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!

Why did they have to stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.

Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!

Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods

Women make terrible hockey goalies... Their pads only last one period.

What is a feminist's favorite penalty in hockey? Too many men.

I went to a fight the other night ... And a hockey game broke out.

Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season Chewbacca's son enters his first hockey season this year. With his impressive skating abilities and the number of goals he scored...

Its no wonder he won the wookie of the year award.



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