Irony Jokes

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony.

My 3 Favorite Things My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

A man was drinking the blood of a vampire... He said, "Hm, irony"

My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station

Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?

Human drinks a Vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."

My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.

My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.

So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony.

My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

Hyphenated Hyphenated.

Non-hyphenated.

Oh, the irony.

My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Irony of life! The doctor hopes you fall ill.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The priest wants you to get married.
The coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!

My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.'

The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'

midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf

My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

A little bit about me. I enjoy subtle jokes, oxford commas and irony.

My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.

Three things I cannot stand: * stupid people
* judgemental people
* double standards
* people who can't count
* lists
* irony

What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.

I spilled a glass of water the other day If that's not irony, then I don't know what is.

My sister says I don't understand irony... ....which is funny because we were standing at a bus stop at the time.

There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony.

A midget walks into a library. A midget walks into a library and gets the woman working at the desk's attention.
"Excuse me," he says. "I was just wondering if you had any books on irony?"
"We do," the librarian responded. "It's on the top shelf."

My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.

What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like? Irony.

I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood, which his body rejected and he ended up dying from it.

I asked him on his death bed how the fake blood tasted and he said "a little irony"

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.

A man sucked the blood of a vampire and he said.. Hmm, irony.

What does a diabetic's blood taste like? Sweet irony

Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies

What do you get when you cross irony with an oxymoron? Rust

My friend told me I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

Irony So, yesterday, my friend told me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, since we were in front of the bus station.

My friend told me i didn't understand irony. I thought it was ironic really... as we were standing at a bus stop at the time.

My SO walked by an extremely Rusted sign for the Magnet Development Center Ah, the irony.