Hilarious Islam Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Islam Jokes

Chess is banned under Islam They hate that the queen moves freely.

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Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite

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Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.

They’re calling it ‘Islam’.

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What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder

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Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.

So we converted to Islam.

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Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.

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So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there.

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I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?

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Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there..

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Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there

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Why is chess banned in islam? Cause the queen moves freely

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Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.

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Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere.

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The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.

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I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive

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How does a Muslim close a door? Islam it.

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My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.

I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae."

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What do you call a cow that's converted to Islam? A Mooslim

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Islam is a religion of peace A piece of body here and a piece of body over there.

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A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.

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What do you call a cow that practices Islam? A mooslim.

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Islam is the religion of peace a peace of you over here and a peace of you over there

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I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything

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They say Islam is a religion of peace... It certainly is.
One piece over here, one piece over there.

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I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it.

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Muslim jokes What happens when a Muslim gets mad

Islam’s the door

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What do they call cows in Islam? Moohammed

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I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam

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Eminem has decided to convert to Islam. He's now known as Muslim Shady.

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I aced the convert-to-Islam test today. I answered "allah the above"

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Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself "Muslim Shady."

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I Know why Zayn Malik left islam he tired of praying in one direction

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My wife told me she was converting to Islam and changing her name... to Seldom Bin Laid

*my wife actually said this to me.

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How do you make a pigeon explode? Convert it to islam

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What do you call a Muslim on a skateboard? Radical Islam!

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Muslims are spreading their religion to the roots of society Textbook Radicle Islam.

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Science builds planes and skyscrapers... Islam brought them together.

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what does Islam and Google have in common? a Musk

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New Islam Jokes

In history, a bunch of people in Islam like Al Khwarizmi studies square roots I mean, what is up with these Muslim radicals?

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do you know why it is not allowed in Islam to amputate a female? Because it is her arm.

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My parents paid me to convert to Islam So now I'm Muslim for the profit

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So i heard Simon LeBon converted to Islam The band changed its name to Quran Quran

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Islam is a religion of peace There's a piece of it over here and a piece of it over there...

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If religions were movies... ...then Judaism is the prequel, Christianity is the first sequel, Islam is the second sequel, and Mormonism is the cult fan-fiction based off the first sequel but not the second.

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What is the square root of the Quran? Radical Islam.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace? Because the suicide bombers are always in pieces!

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What did the Middle Eastern sheepherder say when he was asked what animal he was herding Islam

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When does feminism end? When Islam begins.

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Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat

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