Jfk Jokes

IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car.

What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream.

Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2.

My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania.

An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: “Occupation?” The Israeli says: “No. I’m just visiting."

What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing..

Yet.

What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar They get a few shots

I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.

JFK must have really liked smart women Everybody used to look at Jackie O and say, “Check out the brains on her.”

I love open-minded people Like JFK or Kurt Cobain

Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head....


Too soon?

With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded.

Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Why couldn't JFK become a boxer?

Because he couldn't take a shot to the head.

If JFK was alive today He would have a huge hole in his head

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? "I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot

What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss JFK.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots

I wonder if JFK ever thought about how he'd die. At least I know a bullet crossed his mind.

JFK just got elected President of Heaven. It was a no-brainer.

JFK walks into a photo studio "I'm here for the headshots..."

JFK wasn't a terribly focused president... One convertible ride and his mind's all over the place.

What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? "Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."

JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded.

I went to the JFK memorial museum and got to simulate his assassination in VR It was mind blowing

An Irishman is at JFK airport in New York He is standing over a broken whiskey bottle and crying. A security guard approaches him and asks what's wrong. The Irishman wipes away his tears and says, "I LOST ALL ME LUGGAGE!"

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head.

I took a trip to the JFK Presidential Library yesterday... It was mind blowing

Why did JFK get some fresh air? Because he wanted to clear his head.

Do you know what JFK said to become senior class president? Ask not what you can do for your student body president, ask what you can do for your student president's body

I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple.

What do Trump and JFK have in common? No brain.

The JFK files will be released today. If there's anything that satisfies conspiracy theorists' curiosity, it's files released by the government.

In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.

Today at work I was so scatterbrained you could call me JFK

What was the best round ending quickscope? The JFK Assassination