Hilarious Job Interview Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Job Interview Jokes

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During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, I simply replied "No I always give 110%"

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Starbucks job interview "What's your name?".

"Alyssa".

"Could you spell that please?".

"L A R I S S A".

"When can you start?".

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Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?" Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible" ..."Well I'm your man" I replied,"In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible"

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Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.

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At the job interview Interviewer: I see here that you had a five-year gap between jobs. Can you please explain it?

Me: Oh that's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That is very impressive. You can start tomorrow.

Me: Yay, I got a yob.

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During a job interview yesterday I poured myself some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly.

"Nervous?" Said the interviewer.

"No" I said, "I always give 110%"

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I went on a job interview for a security guard. After spending 12 hours in the waiting room... ...they hired me.

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries” Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.

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I had a job interview... ...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."

I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.

I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"

"You wanna buy it?"

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I was at a job interview and was asked if i can perform under pressure. I said im not very familiar with the lyrics, but i would certainly have a go at doing bohemian rhapsody

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I went for a job interview at EA Games today. The interviewer said to me, “The second part of your resume is missing.”

I said, “For the second part, you have to pay $20.”

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The job interviewer asked... The job interviewer asked: "What's your biggest weakness?"

Me: "I don't know when to quit..."

Interviewer: "You're hired!"

Me: "I quit."

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I had a job interview today. I was offered the job and told the salary was £7.50 an hour for the first three months and would then go up to £15 an hour.

The guy asked me when I could start.

I replied "In three months."

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At a job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes, yes I could.

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Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer

I replied, "No, I always give 110%"

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I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, I simply replied "No I always give 110%."

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I was at an important job interview today, when they asked me if I was on Facebook… "Sorry, no. I'm not." I replied.

"Twitter?"

"Nope."

"Instagram?"

"Nah."

"Look, just put your phone away, will you!?"

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Was once asked on a job interview if I could perform under pressure. Me: Well I don't know about that, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a try.

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Add a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little “Nervous.” Asked the interviewer.

“No, I always give 110%”

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I went in for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who can be responsible"... "Well I'm your guy!" I replied,

"At my old job, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:

"I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"

"Page two is 19.99$"

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In a job interview, the interviewer said: It says here you can calculate large numbers quickly. Applicant: That's right.
Interviewer: What's 250 times 467?
Applicant: 546320
Interviewer: That's wrong.
Applicant: How about that speed though?

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Man is at a job interview Interviewer: Well, to start out in the beginning, you will be at a $30,000 salary, but later that number could go up to $50,000 or even $60,000.

Man: Ok, I’ll come back later then.

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A man in a job interview. Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"

Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"

Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"

Man: "Word."

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Job Interview "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"

"36"

"That's not even close!"

"But it was quick!"

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Job interview. ”Can you perform under pressure?” "No, but I can make a stab at We Will Rock You."

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Job Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I guess my biggest weakness is I am not always a good listener

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Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17?

-36

-Thats not even close!!

-But it was quick.

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During a job interview yesterday, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer.

"No," I said. "I always give 110%"

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I went for a job interview and got offered the job as a fisherman but turned it down as the net pay wasn't good

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At a job interview, I sat down at at the table and in front of me was a pitcher of water and an empty cup. I poured too much and the cup started to overflow. "Nervous?" The interviewer asked me.
"No," I responded, "I always give 110%"

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Yet another job Interview joke Interviewer: So what would you say is your biggest weakness?

Candidate: I never know when to quit.

Interviewer: Well that can always be turned to our advantage! Congratulations, you're hired.

Candidate: *I quit*

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Job Interview Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?

Me: that I need a new job

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So I'm taking a job interview, and decide to tell my soon to be boss a joke. He didn't get it, and I didn't get it either.

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I told my job interview that I studied philosophy at school. He said, "Was that useful?"

I said, "I don't know. Was it?"

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What did the job interviewer say to the urologist after his successful job interview? Urine, doctor.

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So I went to this job interview the other day... Interviewer: how would you describe yourself?

me: preferably with words, but I've also prepared a modern dance!

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New Job Interview Jokes

Job interviewer: “So I see that it says on your resume here that you have a dishonorable discharge. What branch of the military were you in?” Me: “I wasn’t in the military, I used to work at a strip club”

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I went to 5 job interviews today. The interviewer told me I don’t have to keep coming back.

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In a job interview they asked me where I see myself going next year. I said I wasn't sure because I don't have 2020 vision.

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I was discriminated at a job interview based on my gender yesterday I think we should boycott Hooters

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I was at a job interview with the least imaginative panel. I mean in what twisted world does being abducted by aliens not count as an experience!?

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At a recent job interview, I was asked could I preform under pressure. I said no, but I could have a go at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I hate label people That's why I didn't pass the job interview at the "Hello my name is" sticker factory.

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The job interviewer asked, “What's your biggest weakness?” Me: "I don't know when to quit..."

Interviewer: "You're hired!"

Me: "I quit."

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I was asked in a job interview how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them "I have a theoretical degree in physics.

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I had a job interview for a zoo. "What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.

I said, "I don't know much about animals."

"Right," they said. "What is another one?"

I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."

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A man is at a job interview The interviewer goes over his cv and says: "I see that you speak 14 languages, including Esperanto?"
"Yeah", the man says, "I used to live there for a while."

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[Grammar Police Job Interview] Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
Candidate: " **Your** "
Interviewer: "When can you start?!"

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"Do you think you are suitable for the role?" asked the job interviewer." "Yes," I said. "I promise you that no person would be better
for the job."

"Well," he said. "I guess I won't hire anybody then."

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So I had a job interview at Google today... and the first thing they said was 'tell us about yourself'

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I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself.

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So a man is at a job interview... So a man is at job interview and the interviewer says: "On your resume it says you've had experience as a rooster?"
The man replies "Yeah, It was good fun, although I cocked up a lot"

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My Job Interview. I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women.

Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn’t cut out for the job.

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I got a job interview for a truck driver position They called and told me the office was 30km away from me I said forget it I don't want to drive that far.

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[Job Interview] INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job?

ME: \*leans in way too close\* Leaving it.

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I had a job interview for a lifeguard position and they asked me what my biggest strength was. So I took a deep breath... Held it for four minutes and they gave me the job.

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In a job interview. Interviewer: What are some of your wea-

me: INTERRUPTING PEOPLE

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I think I impressed them at my job interview for Director of Science when I said I was half chemist, half physicist . . . and half mathematician

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