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Funniest John Cena Jokes
John Cena wakes up from coma
Cena: Where am I?
Nurse: I C U
Cena: No you don't
John Cena wakes up ...
**John Cena wakes up in a hospital**
John Cena: Where am I?
Nurse: ICU
John Cena: No you can't.
I left my husband after he changed his name to "John Cena". I just couldn't see him anymore.
Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena Supposedly, she couldn't see him.
John Cena woke up from a coma
John Cena: Where am I?
Nurse: ICU
John Cena: No you don't.
John Cena wakes up in the hospital...
He asked the nurse, "Where am I?"
The nurse replied, "ICU."
He looks at her and says, "No you can't..."
John Cena is admitted to the Intensive Care Unit after losing consciousness
After waking up, he asks the doctor "Where am I?"
The doctor responds "The ICU"
John says "No you can't"
My friend told me that I look like John Cena I don’t see it.
My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :(
My girlfriend is the daughter of arya stark and John cena She has no name and you can't see her
What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?
John Cena wakes up in a hospital
Cena:"Where am I?"
Nurse:"ICU"
Cena:"No you don't "
Just a John Cena joke
John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on.The nurse walked in and he asked
"Where am I?"
She responded
"ICU"
He said
"No you don't "
What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant
What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile.
John Cena woke up in the hospital
John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea
of what was going on.
The nurse walked in and
he asked "Where am I?"
She responded "ICU"
He
said "No you don't."
I walked into John Cena taking a shower I think I've Cena nuff
John Cena and Nikki Bella broke up. She just couldn't see him anymore.
I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him
My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore.
John Cena wakes up in a Hostipal*
JC- Where am I?
Doctor- ICU
JC- No you can't.
When i went to ask mom for gym money
Me:Mom give me some money for the gym.
Mom:Will you become John Cena after going to gym?
Me:Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!
John Cena wakes up in the hospital
Cena : Where am I?
Nurse : I.C.U
Cena : No you can't
John Cena
John Cena wakes up and finds himself in a hospital.
Cena: "Where am I?"
Nurse: "ICU."
Cena: "No you don't."
My girlfriend is the daughter of Arya Stark and John cena The girl has no name and you can’t see her
John Cena as Duke Nukem? I just can't see him in that role.
Over 500 children have had their last request granted by John Cena for the Make-a-Wish foundation. That’s because anytime a child ask to see John Cena all they have to say is, “You Can’t.”
Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him.
John Cena wakes up in the hospital
He has no idea what is going on.
A nurse walks into his room and he asks, "Where am I?"
She responded, "ICU."
He said,"No you don't."
The perfect celebrity candidate for the job of being santa is...
John Cena of course.
Because NO ONE CAN SEE HIM !!!
here are all the jokes on John cena... apparently, you cannot see them!
Why was John Cena getting worried for his mom? Because he hadn't Cena in a while.
John Cena is contacted yet again by Make A Wish
It seems little Timmy is about to f-ing die. His last wish is to meet John Cena. John hurries to the hospital.
John Cena: Where is little Timmy?
Nurse: ICU.
John Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
What do people with sight and blind people have in common? They both can't see John Cena.
The weather is so clear nowdays You can see John Cena
John Cena has made many appearances on make-a-wish foundation. He's probably only second to leukaemia.
Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who holds the record for the most make-a-wish appearances? Leukemia! Followed by John Cena...