Karate Jokes

What do you call handicapped kids doing karate? partial-arts

What do you call an amputee trying to do karate? Partial Arts.

Edit: It's been pointed out that the grammatical construction of this joke could have been better. How about: "What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial Arts.

I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock.

Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children.

What do you call someone with no legs doing Karate? Partial Arts.

What do you call an amputee learning karate? Partial arts

I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words.

What do you call an amputee that does karate? A partial artist

What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial arts

I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words.

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.

I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words.

I beat a black belt at karate My next opponent is a red sock

I went to my favorite bar last night. A Chinese guy sits down next to me. I ask him "hey, do you know karate or some other martial art"? He says "why, because I'm Asian"? I said "no, because you're drinking my beer".

I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences

Someone was handing out certificates for a free Karate Lesson at the mall yesterday He told me I could only Taek Won Do

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off

What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of.

What do you call a paraplegic who does karate? Partial Arts.

My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children.

I decided to teach Karate to my neighbor's kid He was enthusiastic the first 2 days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences...

Why do indie kids suck at karate? They never got past the white belt.

What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop

What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

How do you call a bear that knows karate? Griz Lee

The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized

What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from.

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)

Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same? "I am not Master Akira"

TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ Nearly killed myself when I first saluted

My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down.

I decided to teach Karate to my neighbor's kid for free He was enthusiastic the first 2 days but then quit before he could finish painting the fences...

Did you hear about the pig that learned karate? I heard all his friends now call him pork chop.

Yesterday in karate class whenever we were supposed to punch left I punched right .... *long pause*

"What?"

"Idk I always mess up the punch line"

A sith lord became a karate sensei. It was master vader

I've always been terrible at Karate, so my Sensei told me "Wax on, Wax off." I'm now in burning pain, but my chest is *spotless.*

What does this have to do with Karate?

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children. It's called Cobra Caillou.

what do you call a pig that does karate? a pork chop.

Do you take karate? Because your breath is kickin'