Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.

If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name.

What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing.

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger.

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing.

What do Kermit the frog and Henry the 8th have in common? The same middle name.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts

What did Kermit say after Jim Henson died? Nothing.

What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger.

How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

If you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left Then you have Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger

how do frogs kill themselves? They kermit suicide

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger.

What's green and covered in bacon grease? Kermit's finger

Whats long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger.

If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends He'd be a pastor of muppets

What do Kermit the Frog and Atilla the Hun have in common? They both have the same middle name.

*kermit voice* why can’t miss piggie count to 70? When she gets to 69, there’s a frog in her throat

Why didn't Miss Piggy get married? She was afraid of Kermit-ment

How do muppets die? They kermit suicide.

What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide.

What do Muppet's do after being fired over the phone? Kermit suicide.

What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Nothing

What's slimy, long and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name... Hmmmm

What is a common thing between Alexander the Great and Kermit the frog? Their middle name

Do you know how do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.