Hilarious Language Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Language Jokes

I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

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TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...it's correct

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What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

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I just got in trouble from my parents for yelling "What the duck!" They told me I'm not to use fowl language

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I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter

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I killed four people by looking them yesterday. Edit: Sorry, sawing. English is not my native language.

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There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.

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English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue

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I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos.

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What language is the least spoken language in the world ? Sign language

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I met my girlfriend at an African language class... We just clicked!

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My dad would swear and then say, "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.

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What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them

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What's a lesbians favorite language? Gaelic

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What is the longest word in the Spanish language? Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll

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My Russian wife wouldn't even teach me how to say hello in her language She says it's private.

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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks three languages is trilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American.

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What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

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The shortest sentence in the English language is "go." What is the longest? Life without parole

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This actually just happened... *Wife: I wanna get into coding.

*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?

*Wife: English. Duh!

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If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak four languages you're quadrilingual, if you speak one language... you're American.

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What language is most commonly used by programmers? Vulgar

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What's the cleanest language in the world? Polish

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What language do squids speak? Inklish.

*A joke my really high bf just made, we don’t know if it’s been said before but here it is anyway*

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What's the difference between E.T. and an illegal immigrant? E.T. learned the language, and eventually went home.

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

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speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American

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President Donald Trump is great at reading female body language Too bad he reads it in braille.

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A person who knows three or more languages... A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."

A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."

What do you call a person who only knows one language?

"American."

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A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages? Father: A Bilingual

Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?

Father: A Trilingual

Son: And what of those who speak only one language?

Father: An American

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Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu". I am pretty sure about it.

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When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand

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What's the only word in the English language that is both a word and a sentence? Marriage.

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Interviewer: Name one of your accomplishments Applicant:Well I discovered aliens, outside my house and managed to learn their language.
Interviewer:That seems rather complicated...
Applicant:Well Spanish isn't hard to learn sir.

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What language do they speak at the center of the earth? Core-ean

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Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience.

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I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words.

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I learned sign language It's very handy!

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New Language Jokes

I know so many jokes in sign language. And I can guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.

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So my friend started learning sign language few weeks ago... I haven't heard from him since

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A computer science major goes to his English professor and says "I've found a fault in the English language and I need an entomologist." "Don't you mean an etymologist?" the teacher asks.

"No," the student replies. "It's a bug, not a feature."

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What language is spoken least in the world? Sign language

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If you know three or more languages, You are multilingual.
If you know two languages, you are bilingual.
If you know one language, you are American.

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When I eat a bunch of a foreign food my gas smells different, it's like farting in another language

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What are the unsaid rules of sign language? All of them.

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What is the least spoken language around the world? Sign language.

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When you insult a deaf-mute murderer in sign language ...it's a deaf-sentence.

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I just learnt sign language! You should learn it too, it's really handy!

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Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.

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What do you call someone that speaks three languages? What do you call someone that speaks three languages?

Trilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks two languages?

Bilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks one language?

American.

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I started to learn sign language today. You should too, it’s really handy.

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Sure, English is a hard language to learn. But it can definitely be understood through tough thorough thought though.

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I just got a job teaching in America! Yeah. Geography as a foreign language.

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What’s the least spoken language? Sign language

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Which is the least spoken language? ASL

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I never use fowl language I just don't give a cluck

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You should learn sign language It's very handy

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Did you hear about the Deaf guy with Parkinson's? His sign language was a little shaky

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The one language programmers all know Is profanity

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I just learned sign language. It's awfully handy!

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language? An American

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I've been thinking about learning sign language. I've heard it's pretty handy.

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2 cats have a swim race - one is English, the other French... Each cat is named 'One, two, three' in its own language. Which cat won?

The English cat, because the un deux trois cat sank.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the start and the end

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How do Billboards talk to each other? Sign language.

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What is the longest word in the English language No, it's not.

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What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret? Norse code.

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Why do chickens swear so much? They only know foul language

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What do you call Chinese Sign Language? Handarin.

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What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese

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Need-a-joke: The English language is like ________, there are lots of rules and ______________. Not sure if this is kosher here, but I need a joke for a student's speech I'm helping with, something about English and rules.

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What language do delivery drivers speak in the Harry Potter universe? Parcel tongue

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Learning English So a man and his wife decided to speak in English at home to improve their language skills.

Her: Hunney, I'm going to rest a little bit.

Him: Sure hunney, rest in peace.

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What language do pirates prefer programming in? You might think they enjoy R but their true love is the C

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Q: What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? A: Incorrectly

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Why did the duck get suspended from school? For fowl language

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What Language Does a Mailman Speak? Parcel-tongue

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Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.

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The first computers were made by women... that's why computer language is so difficult to understand

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About 3.000 years ago, lived the Egyptians. In their time, they build the pyramids. As it should be...
I think, if you're going to build pyramids.
You should do it in your own time.

(Sorry if my English isn't that great, I translated it from my language.)

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Languages Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?

A: Bilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?

A: Trilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?

A: An Englishman.

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I met my girlfriend at a Xhosa language class We clicked

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They should offer a class on speaking the truth in high school It'd be a great way to earn a foreign language credit.

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2 cactuses are talking to each other One of them asks the other, "Hey, do you know how to speak the human language?"

To which he responds, "yeah it's easy, they always say ouch!"

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How do billboards communicate? Sign language

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Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue

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Why is sign language so useful? Because it always comes in handy to anybody.

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What's the hardest word to say in the English language? Sorry

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Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language.

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People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.

People who speak 1 language are Americans.

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What language does a New Zealander Rabbi use to greet people? HeyBru

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The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp.

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I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start.

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You know what they say about sign language? It comes in handy

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Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear.

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What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi.

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Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?

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