Leper Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the leper crash his car? He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew.

Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!

Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner.

What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner

What did the leper say to the prostitute? “Keep the tip”

My friends said I couldn't give a leper a handjob ...but I managed to pull it off!

What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip

How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? “You can keep the tip.”

Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back

What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip.

Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in

What did the leper says to the prostitute? You can keep the tip

What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip.

What did the Leper say after his night with a prostitute? "Keep the tip."

How do you get a Leper out of a bath? With a sieve

While performing I asked the crowd to give me a hand. When I was given a hand, I realised I should have thought twice about performing at the Leper Colony.

What's sick, Irish, and hates Captain Kirk? A leper Khan.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs.

At the end of my 21st birthday meal, I mentioned to my dad that the waiter had been really friendly and accommodating. So he hands him a 100 euro note and goes, "As the leper said to the prostitute, 'You can keep the tip!'"

A leper goes to a prostitute... He says, "Keep the tip."

Why did they have to stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call a person who's skin falls off while robbing you? Leper-con. Happy st pattys day!

What did the leper say when he was challenged to a fight? "You want a piece of me?"

Why is solving a Rubik's Cube like a leper's erection? It looks hard, but it's really easy to pull off.

What did the leper say to the hooker when he couldn't pay. "Sorry, but you can keep the tip."

What did the leper leave the prostitute? Just the Tip.

How do you recognize a surprised leper patient? Their jaw drops.

What did the leper say to the prostitute at the end of a session? Keep the tip

What did the leper say to the prostitute after finishing? Keep the tip.