Hilarious Look Like Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Look Like Jokes

What do the testicles of a priest look like? Silly question, every child knows that.

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I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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There were 3 blondes walking on a trail... The first blonde said "Those look like deer tracks!"

The second blonde said "No those are totally moose tracks... "

The third blonde said "Nope, they are goat tracks!"

Then a train hit them

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A friend just told me that my daughter and my wife look like twins. I said, “Well, they were separated at birth!”

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I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same.

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"You look like a million bucks", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife.

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I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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If I ever start to go bald I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare

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What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol

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What does someone drowning look like? lol

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Doctor: it looks like you are pregnant madame. Lady: Wow, I'm pregnant?
Doctor: No, but you look like it.

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My wife asked me what I thought the sexiest thing was about her. Apparently, "how much you look like your sister" was not the correct answer.

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I look more like my mother than my father. He doesn't look like her at all.

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I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof

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I own a company selling land mines that look like prayer blankets Prophets are going through the roof!

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A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof.

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My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof.

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My teacher said, "Are you chewing gum?" I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"

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I said to my wife, "You look like a million pounds."... I said to my wife, "You look like a million pounds."

"Don't you mean dollars?" she replied.

"I know what I mean," I said.

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My mom says I look just like my father. It's weird that she thinks that, because everyone else says I look like Steve the mailman.

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I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!

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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years. Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

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Girl you look like trash... Let me take you out

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I opened a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof.

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A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats.
"It's going well," he said. "Prophets are going through the roof."

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A young engineer has just started his own business in Afghanistan he's making landmines that look like prayer mats. It's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

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Why do Italians grow mustaches? So they can look like their mothers

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My friend told me that I look like John Cena I don’t see it.

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I've started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!

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I teased my dad about being bald, so he told me he was going to draw lots of rabbits on his head. From a distance they will look like hares.

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There's a new cosmetic surgery that makes you look like an Eskimo. You might wanna look Inuit.

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My friend glued a fake beard on to look like Jason Momoa I don't think he could pull it off very well

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Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."

"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.

He said, "No, you're just really ugly."

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My girlfriend looks just like her mother when she does her makeup the right way I could make myself look like my dad, but I don't have any vanishing cream

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Dinner A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

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I may look like a joke to you.... ...but I'm completely dad inside

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I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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It may only look like 3.14 inches... But it will feel like it goes in forever.

Happy Pi day!

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What does it look like when you beat someone over the head with a keyboard? ,rr,lrwARFGZL,EFWAbn hbjgffsddvsasfdsfddfggfgghhghjmhjhggfgvd cxekhs5gthvce78iu

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New Look Like Jokes

There's a hot blonde in my neighborhood and she doesn't look like an idiot to me. I think she doesn't look to me at all.

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The Female Parking Misconception Men should stop giving out about women parking far too close to the kerb. This wouldn't have happened if they hadn't constantly lied to women about how long 8 inches look like.

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Did you here that they’re now making land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof

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Whipped it out on my date (a realtor) the other night. “Does this look like a lot to you.”

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A girl in work was a bit rude earlier, she said I look like I'd be boring in bed. So I told her she should ask her sister ;).

"Haha, I haven't got a sister" she proclaims.

"I know" I said, "you will in 9 months".

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Doctor! Doctor! My brains look like my testicles! I’m sorry, son. It’s a serious case of cerebral ballsy.

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In the 1930s, a Ukrainian farmer was asked "What will the future of this new communist society look like?" The farmer replied "I don't know, but l am dying to find out."

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I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*

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Genetics tells you why you look like your parents And if not why you should

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I hate it when people tell me the're going to a Swedish furniture shop Does it look like Ikea?

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You look like yeast “Inbred”

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What is it called when your son tells you that your skin is so pale that you look like a vampire? A Son-burn

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Hey girl, are you one of the hot singles in my area from the ads? Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus

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Hey girl, are you one of the hot singles in my area that I saw in an ad? Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus

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Are you made out of 200 BTC? Because you look like a million dollars

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The Heavy Weight World Champion belt will no longer be fashioned to look like a large watch. They realized it was just a huge waist of time.

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Someone told me I look like an owl. Who?

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A competing musician is asked to give his opinion during an interview for a documentary about a famous string orchestra.... “So, what do you think of the group?” The interviewer asked.
He responded, “they look like a bunch of f-holes to me.”

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My wife just came in and said "I don't know if I'm coming or going." I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face you're going, because when you're coming you look like a squirrel trying to whistle!”

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The store I work at received a bunch of baseball caps with Pikachu on them. My manager held one up and said, "You know what would happen if you put this on?" "You'd look like an Ash hat!"

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If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne I’d look like I do now

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A husband and wife are eating spaghetti... Wife somehow gets some sauce on her shirt and says:

"Look at me, I look like a pig..."

, husband responds:

"...and you've also got some spaghetti on your shirt..."

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They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons... They call it Soft Pour Corn.

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A guy walks into the pet store to buy his gf cat some food. After giving his gf number to the cashier for the reward points, the cashier says you don't look like a Sue. The man replies, I'm in transition.

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Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like your parents were siblings.

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4 Stages of Life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

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It's not what's on the outside that matters... What matters is what you look like naked.

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Boy with a curly arm found a lamp Genie: thank you for releasing me from lamp, I shall grant you one wish.
Boy: oh great! I wish for me arm to look like my other arm!
Yoooooink... now his arm looks like his other arm

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I met a rude Australian once I asked him if he knew of a furniture store nearby. He said "Does it look like ikea?"

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I've been told I look like someone from a popular TV show. Feeling flattered I asked which show?

"To Catch a Predator"

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look like Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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Why do Greek men have moustaches? So they can look like their mothers

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I started a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats. Business is definitely booming, because prophets are going through the roof.

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Have you ever looked at your love ones asleep peacefully and thought: Ah! So that's how they'd look like in the coffin..

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A joke from my dad A balding man said to his wife
"I've bought several rabbits for the garden"
Why?
"Well from a distance it'll look like I have lots of hare"

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Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.

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My friend made cookies decorated to look like Wookies The one I ate tasted good, but it was a little Chewy

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Why aren't men supposed to give birth? Because if they did everyone would look like spaghetti.

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What does the travel ban look like at Wal-mart? Well, it's just a small version of regular sized Ban, both the roll-on and invisible solid.

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I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated "From a distance they look like hares"

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

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A woman said to me, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?" I said, "No, nobody."

She said, "They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."

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Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!

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I've been trying to cook Indian food all year but I keep getting spices everywhere At least I look like a seasoned chef

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A husband and a wife were having dinner… … the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'.

The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!'

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Different foods were talking to each other, Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) "You look like your father, whoever he is."

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Courtney Love could snap me like a twig Or she could kill me and make it look like suicide

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I had a counter-strike themed birthday party. We played CS, we had paintball in a arena made to look like dust, we played CS party games, i got Skins, and finally ate a Cake shaped like dust.

It was de_licious

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Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother.

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Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me.

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It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window

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