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I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life... Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...

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Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA. - The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring

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Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'. I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep...

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What's the title of Audi CEO? Lord of the Rings.

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Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.

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I went to a Lord of the Rings themed restaurant. The food was horribly authentic and the waitress was as uglier than an Orc, but I have to give her credit. There was a table of 12 and it only took her ... ...one bring to gruel them all.

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I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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"Lord of the Rings" had a better ending that "Game of Thrones" I guess that's what happens when the author writes it.

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Last night, I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings books. My wife said I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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I had a dream last night I invented Lord of the Rings. I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn

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I had a dream last night that I was reading Lord of the Rings to people. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night. It was Mordor on the dance-floor.

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I always found the Lord of the Rings trilogy a bit boring It's just a LOTR walking around

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I dreamt once I wrote lord of the rings, it turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre. He was Tolkien all the way through.

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whats the difference between lord of the rings and new york? two towers

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas

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A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?





He read it in the Hobbituary.

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"Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?" "Elijah Would."

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What is an accountant’s favourite Lord of the Rings movie? The Return of the King

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Lord of the rings An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Wizard walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel. Old Hobbits Die Hard.

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Have you heard the one about The Lord Of The Rings? It's a long story.

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If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.

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Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy

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Comparing Game of Thrones with The Lord of the Rings... I noticed a stark difference.

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What do you call the only black person in Lord of the Rings? The Tolkien minority

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Lord of the rings must be about marriage Because when you put the ring on, you disappear

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Why Lord of The Rings was shot in New Zealand? Because there are no Two Towers in U.S.A.

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What do you call it when someone likes Lord Of The Rings way too much? A Bad Hobbit.

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Why can't Americans watch Lord of the Rings? They don't have the Two Towers.

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I wanted to do some role play, so I suggested my wife dress up as whatever character she wanted from Lord of the Rings. I came into the bedroom to find her dressed as Gandalf, and she said, "Show me the true meaning of haste, Shadowfax"

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What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

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I don't read the Lord of The Rings books. I just keep them in my house as tolkiens.

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What's the difference between New York and Lord of The Rings? Twin Towers.

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The trees in Lord of the Rings were well versed in diseases. You might even call them flu-ent.

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I was told I had a dream about writting the Lord of the Rings Turns out I Tolkien in my sleep

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The US election is reminiscent of Lord of the rings A last stand of the people against an evil orange entity and its minions

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