Mafia Jokes

I get the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Authorities fear that the collapsed bridge in Genoa was made with 'Mafia' concrete..... ....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing.

I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' mixed up Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government. One of them is organised.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized.

What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed.

Most countries have mafia. In Soviet Russia, mafia have country.

Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says "I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here." The other replies, "You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."

You know, not all Italians are in the mafia. Some are in the Witness Protection Program.

what's the difference between the government and the mafia? The Mafia is organized

I got the words "Yakuza" and "Jacuzzi" confused. So now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up the other day Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand.

What do you call a mafia boss' key? A don-key

Mafia informants are like good eggs. They sink right to the bottom.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper Now I’m a maid man.

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up yesterday. ...now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I got mixed up between the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

Why doesn't the mafia like elephants? Bodies don't fit in the trunk.

I'm tired of Italian-Americans being stereotyped as Mobsters... No, just because we're Italian doesn't mean we're in the Mafia.

But I know a guy.

Happy little accident Bob Ross would be a great mafia member because he’s just make everything look like a happy little accident

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it.

what's it called when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman going down multiple flights of stairs? Conda sending condecending con decending

What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river? People who tell jokes about the Mafia.

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it

What do you get when you cross the Russian Mob with the Italian Mafia? Killed.

What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname? Donny Small Hands

Why did the Mafia cross the road? Forget about it.

I mixed up the word “Jacuzzi” with “Yakusa” Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

What game are the mafia best at? Whack-A-Mole

I would probably make a good Mafia Lord...... I just paid someone to take my own kid out.

What do you call a butler in the mafia? A maid man.

What's the difference between Mafia 3 and a motorcycle? A Motorcycle can go above 30

When I was in the coast guard, I saw a man in the water who had had his arms cut off by the mafia. Apparently, throwing a lifesaver at him was the wrong thing to do.

why does the mafia always refer to money as cheddar brie cause its gouda