Hilarious Mail Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mail Jokes

My wife left me because I’m insecure and paranoid. Edit: Nevermind. She was just getting the mail.

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I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought... “That’s just spam”

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I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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My wife left me because I’m too insecure and paranoid Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

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Did you know if you rearrange the letters in "THE POST OFFICE" Nobody gets their mail.

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My wife left me because I’m too paranoid. Edit: she’s back. She was just getting the mail.

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My wife just left me. She thinks I’m too paranoid. Edit: False alarm, she was just getting the mail.

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My wife just left me because of my insecurities.

Wait, she's back. Just went out to pick the mail.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry

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My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice

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Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... “That’s just spam.”

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My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing "my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself... that's just spam.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" I thought... "That's just spam."

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Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry

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What's the manliest job a man could do? Mail man.

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Me: The mail man told me he was going on holidays to spain... ...so i asked was he going to Parcelona and he continued to ignore what I believe was my best joke of the year.

Dad: Well did you say it right? The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery

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If a knight in Prague dons his armour Does that mean the czech is in the mail!?

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I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort.

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It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship.

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I got fired from my mail route today. They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" I thought, “That’s just spam.”

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Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail.

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Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.

2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2.

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What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail

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I really appreciate all the fan mail you beautiful women have been writing me. Now go ahead and send them.

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When my friend turned 40 I sent him a CD in the mail, UB40

A month later on my 40th I received a CD in the mail from him, U2

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Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!". So I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy!

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I need someone to talk to. I think my wife just left me because I’m too insecure. Edit: Nevermind she was just checking the mail.

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I found a way to save 27 million tons of paper per year I signed up for e-mail receipts at CVS

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Why do feminists hate the post? It's a mail dominated industry.

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Why can't you send sailors through the mail? You try explaining to the postman why you have a load of seamen for him.

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Why do feminists hate the Post Office? Cos it's a mail-dominated industry.

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality

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I run a mail order bride service based out of Prague. I had a customer call and complain the other day about his order not arriving. It was alright though, I just reassured him that his Czech was in the mail.

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New Mail Jokes

Report: Trump endorses all-mail voting Correction: Male voting, Trump endorses all-male voting.

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The only thing that’s changed about voting over the past 100 years is the spelling. We went from all-male voting then to all-mail voting now.

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A British mail carrier known for his whistling was found dead this morning Apparently he couldn't carry a tune to save his life

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What do you get when you rearrange the letters POST MAN a very confused and angry mail man.

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My alcoholic father is like the mail Delivered.

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Got an e-mail today from a bored housewife looking for some action! I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

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amateur puns pt.2 To the person who keeps sending me spam mail: You are making my mailbox sticky and smell bad.

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What is something that you could deliver to itself? A mail order house

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What do you call a transgender person who works for the royal mail? Post-man

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What should the post office do if they want to improve their packages? Take mail enhancement

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How do you tell a good mail joke? It's all in the delivery.

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What do you call the first ever envelope posted by a Greek man? Alpha mail

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What do you call a privileged letter? A white mail

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What gender did the postman hope his baby was? A mail

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Why would mail delivery continue after human extinction? Because everything would be post-man.

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My test results for Herpes came in the mail today. Finally, some positive news!

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What do you call a dragon who writes for the Daily Mail? A why-oh-wyvern.

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Hey guys I know how to ride first class every time without breaking the bank Just mail yourself

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I checked the mail and all I got was a package full of iron I guess a heavy FE Mail is better than nothing

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I saw my postman dressed as a knight on Halloween but his armour was made of envelopes. I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail

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I just got fired from a landscaping business by mail. They sent me a John Deere letter.

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Over the weekend I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

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Once a blind man got a death threat in the mail He could feel it!

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Have you heard the one about the mail lady who got fed up and stopped delivering mail? Never mind, you won't get it.

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What do you call a tough mailman? Alpha Mail

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Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail. Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: ‘One day my prints will come’.

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My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account." My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."

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Who cheats more, a mail or a femail? A femail if you letter..

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What email provider do gangsters use? G-mail

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Why couldn't women be vikings? Because they only made mail armour.

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I was going to mail a sandwich, when I noticed it already had stamps. Should I repost on this sub?

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Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox? Because they are fee-mail.

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What is the prefared email provider of a rapper? G-mail.

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I've written a joke about Royal Mail. This should have been posted a long time ago.

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The day after FBI Director James Comey was fired... ...Hillary Clinton sent him an e-mail. It started,

*Dear James,*

*I hope this e-mail reaches you.*

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Is this the right sub? I need help sending mail. It seems like everyone knows how to repost here.

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IT guys are total idiots! I got a mail yesterday saying that I won 10 millions in a lottery in Senegal, and the only thing I had to do was to send my bank account informations. What a bunch of idiots, I didn't even play!

...so now I'm just waiting on my money.

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I ordered Astroglide on Amazon The mail came right away.

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Did you hear what toothpaste brands are trying to cover up? Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.

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What's the most masculine occupation Mail man (male man)

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I got a letter in the mail today *sighs*

Now to wait for the rest of the word...

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back... Really bad quality and way too expensive.

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Why do feminists hate the Worldwide Postal System? Because it is a mail focused system

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A knights wife recieves a package from the blacksmith The knight asks her: "Is this my new chest plate?"

She replies: "Sorry my dear, it's just a chain mail."

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I drive a mail truck with the steering wheel on the right hand side. Sometimes I pretend I'm in England by Eating really crappy food

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality

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Why do feminists hate the postal service? Because they deliver straight white mail.

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What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail

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Which e-mail can find 'enlightenment'? One with no attachment.

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You know what I think about the e-mail scandal? I think it's Hillarious

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Why is it called a mail truck? ...because it goes around sticking its package in everyone's boxes.

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TIL that despite graduating from Yale with a business degree, George W Bush turned down the position of Field Supervisor in his family's oil business to start in the mail room. He said he was more of an "inside job" kind of guy.

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What did we call IT before computers ? The Mail Room

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