March Jokes

Can February march? No, but April may.

I cheated on you She: "I cheated on you"

He: "Me too"

She: "April, 1"

He: "March, 20"

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Two cows got in a fight.. One started to march towards the other, while the other got scared.

One was cowrageous.

The other was a coward.

March 8 has been declared "A Day Without A Woman" So basically just a regular Wednesday for most Redditors.

Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.

Can Feburary March? No. But April May

The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th

Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!

How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000.

Happy women's day everyone! It was actually supposed to be held on March 8 but they took too long to get ready.

What kind of women get the most flowers on March 8? The ones who die on March 7.

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? "Where were you on the night of September to March?"

Why are there so many tree-lined roads in France? Because German soldiers prefer to march in the shade.

Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters... Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.

One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left? That's because there are no rights.

Can February March? No. But April May.

yep.

I'm devastated that I won't be able to celebrate my birthday this March I was born in November

Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work.

Does February march? No, but April may!

February is ending today, but that's okay. We'll March on.

I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March!" I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March! I'm in the mood to do some stabbing from behind, if you know what I mean. "

She said, "I just might die of surprise if you make it to 23 stabs!"

So yeah, only my ego got murdered today.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks.

Today is a military command: March Fourth!

I owe my life to Justin Bieber. On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

Q: Can February March? No. But April May!

I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich.

There are 4 rules of war. 1. Don’t march on Moscow. 2. Never get in a land war in China. 3. Don’t invade Afghanistan. And finally: Ignore rules 1 to 3 if your name is Genghis Khan.

People in the deep south must really love Halloween since they march around in their ghost costumes all year long.

Originally, International Women's Day was celebrated on the 8 of January. However, because they had to get ready, it has since been postponed to 8 March.

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.

On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month This is ridiculous!

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

Q: When does January end? A: February 1st


Q: When does March end?

A: April 1st

Q: When does May end?

A: June 7th

Did you here about the agoraphobia march? No one showed up.

Did you hear about the March for Science? It was held in April. Typical scientists.

The March for Life is all fine and well..... But why are we forgetting the January and February for Life?

February doesn’t like March But April May

my little brother asked me the date I told him to march first.