Hilarious Memory Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Memory Jokes

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB That was a trip down memory lane

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The oldest computer... The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory - just one byte.

Everything crashed.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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I have the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

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My dad suffers from short term memory loss... I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it too.

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Studies have shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss. Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

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From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that were buried there.

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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve It was an Apple

With an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte

Then everything crashed

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Your mom is so fat Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

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I'm going to open my own bar and call it "Chrome" It will keep your tab open until you have no memory

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Why do people with small dicks have a bad memory I forgot

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What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful

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10 years ago to this day, I cut myself with a stick of RAM I guess you could say I have a pretty sharp memory.

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I just got a repressed memory foam mattress. It holds me just like my uncle used to.

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The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.

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How much memory does it take to store a joke? 1 Gigglebyte.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise, it was an apple, but with very little memory. Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.

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I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane.

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Research has shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss. Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

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Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in.

In memory of my Uncle David RIP. He would always tell this joke

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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve. The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.

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My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.

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Just walked down a street where the house numbers were 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K & 1MB. Well, that was a trip down memory lane.

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I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet

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Just got a repressed memory foam mattress, it holds me just like my gym teacher did

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Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?

Her: Yes.

You: Wanna Traumatize it?

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My friend drowned last week My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.

-Milton Jones

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I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss... I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss...

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise! Surprise! It was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.

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My first memory occurred 9 months before I was born... ...I remember going to this party with my dad but then i went home with my mom.

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I woke up in the Police station this morning with no memory of the previous night. I really need to stop drinking on duty.

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The two most difficult things in programming... The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.

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Yo momma so heavy She make memory foam forget!!!!!

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R/Jokes is like a memory test I try to guess if I remember the punchline from earlier, before I open the details.

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Vince McMahon opened a fitness center in the memory of Randy Savage. The Slim Gym

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When I was a teenager, I used to punch my memory foam pillow when my anger was getting beyond control. Now it's memorized all my moves, and I live in constant fear.

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I've got the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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New Memory Jokes

Apparently, smoking cannabis on a regular basis can affect your short term memory. Well, if that's the truth, ..then.. eh..ffs..ehh, sorry, where was I..?

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Found out about a mobile phone who got T-boned on the highway with a RAM. The impact of the crash was so bad that he lost his memory.

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My friend with short term memory loss told me a joke I forgot it

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Losing my virginity was so traumatic... ...I seem to have just blocked the whole experience from my memory.

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You see the thing about having short term memory loss is... You see the thing about having short term memory loss is...

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What do you call 3 people with short term memory loss? A trifect-uhh

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The best thing about having a bad memory is you can never remember why you're sad. It's a little sad to be honest.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was Apple's and had *very* limited memory. Just one bite and everything crashed

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What did the RGB light strip say to the memory stick? You're not very bright. In fact, you're just DIMM.

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My partner bought me vitamins to help improve my memory But I keep forgetting to take them.

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You think my short term memory is bad But so is my short term memory

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TIL: Rock band Saliva wrote a tribute song in memory of Kurt Cobain Click Click Boom

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The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.

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Have you heard about that new genius serial killer targeting prostitutes? He has a perfect memory and uses it to track his victims. Once someone’s been abducted, they never get away. His thots never escape him.

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A Goldfish has memory for up to 5 months The average gamer has memory for about 24 hours

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What's a Canadian's favorite unit of computer memory? The Tim-byte.

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I accidentally washed my cameras memory card. Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.

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I had a job interview for a zoo. "What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.

I said, "I don't know much about animals."

"Right," they said. "What is another one?"

I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."

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Why do women wear undies with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there

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The best part of having a bad memory... is that your conscience is clear

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I finally found a good model of Dumbledore's memory viewer, but it was too ex-pensieve...

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If I had to choose between good memory, and good looks... ...I'd take the pickled herring.

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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces buried there.

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Publicists these days have terrible memory.... which part are they missing? The Rampart

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Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

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My friends tell me I have bad memory, but jokes on them... My friends tell me I have bad memory, but jokes on them...

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What do you call a vampire with memory problems? Nos-forgot-to

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When I was born I had the choice of being rich or having a good memory... I remember like it was yesterday!

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If Memory serves me right this time... I'll have an extra side of mashed potatoes!

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I was once attacked by a Frenchman with a baguette That memory is still inbreaded within me.

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My bf remembered our anniversary! I didn't expect any different, of course. He is made of memory foam after all!

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What did the memory address say to the program when the program was giving advice to it? Thanks for the pointer!

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Why did the bed not forget? Because of it's Memory Foam.

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A Chrome tab is just like a traumatic event It hangs in the background, unnecessarily taking over your memory.

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You're mother is so heavy When she sleeps on a memory foam mattress,

It forgets.

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A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred. But I think he might be Wong.

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My Mom Had Memory Loss. I hope I don't have it, as it runs in the family. You see, my mom had memory loss

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Even with short term memory loss I can tell you without a doubt.. man i'm hungry right now

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My memory is bad so I put 'incorrect' as my password. Whenever I type a wrong password it'd say 'Your Password is Incorrect'

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My memory is kinda foggy... A lot of the details get mist.

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I have a photographic memory I'm still developing it though.

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Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.

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My family is always irritated by my bad memory. "Where's the keys?" I forgot it. To all guys and gals who have a similar condition and know what I'm feeling right now, I present this joke that makes irritation fade away and smiles appear... I forgot it.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise! Surprise!

It was an Apple!

But with extremely limited memory.

Just one byte. Then everything crashed.

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My memory is like a stick of RAM It forgets everything by the time I go to sleep

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The oldest conputer can be traced back to Adam and Eve It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte, Then everything crashed.

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I met the winner of the Annual Girls' Eidetic Memory Contest ... ...Though I'm skeptic 'bout it, as when I asked for her number, she said, "I can't remember it right now."

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First computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve It was an Apple but with very limited memory.
Only 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.

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If you can't remember something Go for a run, and it'll jog your memory

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I am visiting my old neighbourhood, where many of the cognitive scientists lived... I will be going down the memory lane.

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I just invented a device which erases one's recent memory and tested it on myself. What was I thinking?

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Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's?

...

I forgot

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My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues.

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Alcohol Influences If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?

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Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is

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3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends.

2. Every joke you hear is new.

3. I uh, I forget the third one.

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I'm looking for a woman who is small, white, gets turned on really easily, lets me play with her for hours and hours, makes me laugh, cry everything. She must have lots of memory and let me try anything on her. . . . . . This sounds just like my xbox

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Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory.

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If you call a woman beautiful she won't notice, if you call her fat she will remember forever... ... after all elephants have long memory

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So I heard a joke about short term memory loss So I heard a joke about short term memory loss

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