Nintendo Jokes

The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges.

The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges

I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo.

Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U

My wife left me because I bought the new Nintendo, but I'm not even upset... ...it was time for a Switch.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

The way I feel about autocorrect Is it make me say things I didn’t Nintendo

Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3

So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.

Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.

Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently. Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...

What’s a French persons favourite gaming console? A Nintendo Oui

Stupid Autocorrect... Always making me write things I didn't Nintendo!

They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games... *Pulls out Mario Party 3*

Nintendo is looking into trying the police force. There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"

Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock? Because of all the ports

(Told to me by my wife)

Autocorrect made me say things... ...I didn't Nintendo.

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch

This new censorship by Nintendo is horrible.... [wiimoved]

What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars? Super Honda Odyssey

I’m sorry

I hate autocorrect It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo

The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

A talk between video game consoles... NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.

Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario

I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console I had to get a Wiifund

Someone smeared poo on my old gaming system. Now it's a Nintendo BS.

What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.

What type of overalls does Mario from Nintendo wear? DenimDenimDenim

Autocorrect often makes me write things I don’t Nintendo But Sony if I’m not careful

What do you call a Mexican portable Nintendo? Nintendo Diaz

I was playing Arms on my Nintendo Switch and my teacher told me to put it away. "But I have the right to bear Arms!"

Nintendo: surely you can't come up with a worse name than Wii U Microsoft: hold my beer

I'm trying to talk to a Nintendo fanboy But he's not listening to Mii

Nintendo Switch to PC.

I like to switch things up in bed Now I'm sleeping on the couch. Good thinking from Nintendo though. I can play here too.

Just saw a French footballer playing on a Nintendo.... It was Thierry on Wii.