Norway Jokes

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian.

I’ve been working on a Scandinavian joke. It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway.

Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there.

Why does Norway put barcodes on all its ships? So when they dock they can Scandinavian

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their naval ships? So they can Scandanavin.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

I'd love to visit Norway, ... ... I just can't afjord it.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can...
Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of the ships? So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway's Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can... Scandinavian.

You're running a race in Norway. How do you know if you've passed the last Lap? When you reach the Finnish line...

Want to hear a Swedish joke? Nevermind. There’s Norway I could Finnish it.

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

When does a race through Norway and Sweden end? When you cross the Finnish line.

How much of Canada’s land is further north than Norway? Nunavut.

I'd much rather live in Norway than Denmark so I don't have to switch insurance providers. Denmark doesn't have a Blue Cross as far as I know.

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge

There is turkey
But it's covered in Greece
There's Norway I can eat that.


Edit:spelling

I really like European food... ...so I decided to Russia over to a European restaurant because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Why does the Norway Navy put big barcodes on all their ships? To Scandinavian.

Why does Norway navy have large barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian.

Why is it people always go to Norway for beach holidays? They’re very a-fjord-able.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

What is Norway? It is how a Geordie expresses disbelief.

I found this big hammer laying around in Norway so I've been tossing it around. Boy am I Thor.

What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders? It's either my way or Norway!

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back, they can Scandinavian!

What is the most popular game show in Norway? Family Fjeud

Trip to Norway I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

Why do the navy ships in Norway have bar codes on their sides? So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

Why did Norway put qr codes on their ships So they can Scandanavyian....

Sidemen joke not mine lmao

Person 1 Asked Person 2 To Name A European Country Person 1: Come on, you can name one!

Person 2: Norway.

Person 1: Are you serious?! You're not going to answer?

Person 2: There's Norway im telling you!

Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So that when then come into port they can...
Scandanavian!

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battle ships? So they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway navy got bar codes on the side of the ships ? So when they go home they can
Scandinavian.

Russia is merely a buffer state. If it was not for the peaceful landmass, North Korea and Norway would be at each other's throats.

I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him: "Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"


"What?" My friend said.


"Europe."

How do you boat North from Sweden? You can't. There's Norway.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their military ships So that when they get into port they can... Scandinavian