Obvious Jokes

TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.

I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Pretty obvious, since I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Why are Catholic priests always referred to as "father"? Because "daddy" would make it too obvious...

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw.

^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.

Why are catholic priests adressed as "father"? "Daddy" would be too obvious.

Why are priests called father? Because 'daddy' would be too obvious

Two Photons enter a bar. Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said "you lost something ".
"What?" I asked surprised.
"The war" he replied.

When I was 12, my dad confessed to me that he used to be a girl. I told him that was obvious I told him he's a very transparent transparent

It was obvious that Communism would fail. There were just so many red flags.

I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.

What do you call a person who points out the obvious? A person who points out the obvious.

I saw that show, "50 Things To Do Before You Die"... I would have thought the most obvious one was "shout for help"

~ *Jimmy Carr*

I noticed a car following me on my drive home I don't know why they thought they'd get away with it, the flashing lights made it really obvious.

Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious

Just bought a book "Jokes about Captain Obvious". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".

What do you call a person who states the obvious? A person who states the obvious.

A blonde is doing a crossword puzzle... "What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."

Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin? cause Swallow was too obvious.

I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.

Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry.



- This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!

My friends started calling me captain obvious But just so you know I’m not actually a captain, it’s just a nickname.

There are many already outstanding reasons not to leave one's automated cloning machine out in the forest... ...but the obvious bears repeating.

Why are Catholic priests called Father? Because "Daddy" would be too obvious.

Just saw the new infinity wars trailer today and to me, it was pretty obvious who's dying. Well, so long, DC.

(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes... I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.

(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)

Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.

Why do you call a priest Father? Because it'd be too obvious if you called him daddy.

Why are antijokes surprising to people? Because they point out the obvious while the listeners are expecting a joke.

What's with this "Han shot first" nonsense? Its pretty obvious the camera shot both of them first

It's rather obvious that dogs can't operate an MRI machine.. But catscan!

Were you born on September? If so, it's pretty obvious your parents started their New Year with a bang ;)

Why is it obvious when a shark has an eating disorder? You can sea it’s way too fin.

Why do people ask if you got a haircut when it’s completely obvious? I’ve been on chemo for over a year now and you just noticed?!

Hiding my kids easter eggs in more obvious spots this year. Hope they can find the 20 eggs I left in the middle of the street.

What do you call people who point out the obvious? People who point out the obvious.

Police officer pulls over an obvious drink driver... ... when he approaches the car he can smell the booze.

"Sir, I pulled you over because I noticed you were weaving."

"Weaving?!!? I can't even knit!"