Pakistani Jokes

What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a Pakistani Wedding and a Taliban training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone

What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.

How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base? Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.

The difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an ISIS hideout? I don't actually know, I just fly the drone man.

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."


BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

What’s the difference between a Pakistani Orphanage and a terrorist compound? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani.

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and an Al-Qaeda base? I don't know, man. I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone

As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"

Pakistani Girlfriend My Pakistani GF wants to blow me tonight....
I'm not sure if I should be excited or scared ...

I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops.

What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School? I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.

"What's the difference between an Al-Qaeda base and a Pakistani school?" "I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

Girl, you must be a Pakistani shopping mall Because a lot of guys think they would be in paradise if they blew up inside you.

What do you call a Pakistani Prostitute in Spanish? LaHore

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the name of the Pakistani man who's seen everything and been everywhere? Binder Dundat

A Pakistani took over a BBQ restaurant, staff left and were replaced by a guy who did not know much English When asked about what they did the guy defensively claimed "Only halal service. We separated, slaughtered and grilled ourselves"

What's the difference between an Al-Queda base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between an Al-Qaeda base and a Pakistani school? I don't know, man, I just fly the drones.

I told my friend that there were Pakistani separatists. "Balochs" he said.

"No, it's true!"

What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.