Parkinson's Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? A milk shake

I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What do you call a body builder with Parkinson’s? A protein shake

Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s

I told my friend, "My dad's a glass half-full kind of guy." He said, "Oh! He's an optimist?"

"No he has Parkinson's Disease."

What does a stoner with Parkinson’s disease do in the morning? Shake and bake.

My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky

People with Parkinson's Disease... ...are really good at making margaritas but terrible at stealing tambourines

My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details.

Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's? Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.

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That's Bavarian dark humor for you.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's? Shaking hands.

Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer’s; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease: Hypochondria.

Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s

I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it

I would rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's Because it's better to spill half the glass than forget where you put the liquor.

Met a girl with parkinson's disease... best handjobs l have ever gotten

Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer.

A new thrift store just opened up in my town, and all proceeds go to Parkinson's research... you get a 10% discount if you do the secret hand shake.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky

What's your favorite type of shake? Chocolate, vanilla, or Parkinson's?

I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best.

What do you call a hunter class Neanderthal with Parkinson's Disease? Shakespeare

My grandfather had a stutter, which was really weird, since he was born deaf. Turns out it was just Parkinson's.

I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called "Shake & Bake".

How do you greet someone with Parkinson's? What's shakin'?

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by? One with Parkinson's disease!

What do you call a religious man with Parkinson's? A Quaker

I saw people collecting for Parkinson's and they were shaking tins which I thought was insensitive. -Gary Delaney

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off.

Did you hear about the Deaf guy with Parkinson's? His sign language was a little shaky

What do Parkinson's disease patients do when they meet? They shake hands.

If you have Parkinson's and wear a FitBit You're in good shape!

What kind of pen / pencil do people with Parkinson use? Unstabilo.

If you are deaf and you have Parkinson's... ...is that like having a stutter?

What do you call a black guy with Parkinson's? A chocolate shake.

I had Parkinson's disease... But I shook it off.

If jokes about Parkinson's disease offends you... you should just shake it off...

Today I am expecting a lot of earthquakes... Happy World Parkinson's Day.