Hilarious Parrot Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Parrot Jokes

I'm really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". my wife is too selfish to notice. She's always crying.

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A black man walks into a bar... A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

"That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?"

"Africa," replied the parrot.

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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? "Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.

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My obese parrot died It was a real weight off of my shoulder

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"

"Africa", says the parrot.

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A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.

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A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"

The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"

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My obese parrot died the other day I’m very sad but I gotta say it’s a big weight off my shoulders

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So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says "Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"

"Africa!", says the parrot.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “Oh wow I’ve never seen one like that before, where did you get him from?”

Parrot says “Africa, there’s loads of them over there”

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"

"Africa" said the parrot

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."

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A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes "Awesome, Where'd you get that?"

The parrot replies "Africa, there's thousands of them there."

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I'm really worried about my Parrot. He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life".

My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.

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what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. “That’s pretty neat!” The bartender says, “Where’d you get him?”

“Africa.” Says the parrot.

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A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get it?

The parrot says: Africa

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"

The parrot replies, "In Africa, they're everywhere!"

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A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."

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Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! :)

My baby girl came up with this and most of the laughter just comes from her ecstatic joy of saying it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, "Where did you get that thing?"

Parrot says, "Africa."

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A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said;
- That's cool! Where did you get that?

- In Africa, replied the parrot.

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worried about my parrot... (sorry if repost) I'm really worried about my parrot.

He keeps saying, "I can't go on. I hate my life..."

My room-mate's to selfish to notice. He's always crying.

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After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"

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Is it racist if it's true? Read and answer. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey that's neat where'd you find him?"

The parrot replies "Africa, they're all over the place."

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black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says "where did you get that?" parrot says "africa, where else?"

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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: "hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic." And the parrot says: "Africa."

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A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Where'd ya get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa."

(I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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A pirate walks into a bar..... with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."

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I won my first cage match last night... The parrot never knew what hit it...

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So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender says “Wow that’s cool! Where’d you get it” “Africa” says the parrot

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Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot

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I glued a picture of my deceased parrot onto my boomerang. It brings back good memories.

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What's orange and sounds a like a parrot? A carrot

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. "That's so cool" says the bartender, "where did you get it?"

"Africa" replies the parrot.

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I wanted to do geometry with my parrot... Then I remembered that polygon :(

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... The bartender looks in amazement and says, "how awesome! Where did you get that!?"
Suddenly the parrot looks up and says, "Oh him? Africa, there are millions of them there..."

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What did the mathematician call his dead parrot? Polygon

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New Parrot Jokes

What does a Mexican parrot say? Guuuuuuac!

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A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "thats a unique species where did you get it?" "I got it from Africa," said the parrot.

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The black guy with a parrot A black guy walks in a with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

- Wow, said the bartender, - that is something really special, where did you get that?

- Africa, said the Parrot

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My wife made me get rid of my parrot today Aparrotly he’s too much of a birden, but she’ll see. Toucan play at that game!

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A black guy and his parrot walk into a bar The bartender says wow that's really cool where did you get it

The parrot says Africa

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So a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder, "What a beautiful parrot," said the bartender, "where'd you get it?" "Africa," said the bird This is sorta racist but I mean its funny.

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I used to have a parrot who talked a lot... He never said he was hungry, so he died.

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I'm a bit of a wizard when it comes to talking to animals. I have a dog called woof. I asked him it's name, and it said woof. I have a cat called meow, because it said meow when I asked her name. And I have a parrot called Whatsyourname.

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Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot But he's certainly had a cockatoo.

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Black guy walks into a bar... Black guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The barman notices a parrot on his shoulder an says "Oh cool!! Where did you find him!?"

The parrot says "Africa! There's thousands of them!"

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A Nun and a Parrot Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

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Physics Student Question: A parrot was sitting on an elephant ... So the elephant died. Prove that, how is it possible? Physics Student's Answer: Think,
The name of the elephant is parrot and parrot
Name 'elephant' [proven]

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How do you connect a bird to bluetooth? You parrot.

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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie

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What did the mathematician say in response to the death of his parrot? Polynomial. Polygon.

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Free legless parrot No perches necessary

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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... He walks up to the counter and asks for a drink.

The bartender then goes "hey, where did you find him."

The parrot then responds, "BAWK, AFRICA. THERES THOUSANDS OF THEM."

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot

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What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie

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A parrot flies into a bar and says "I'll have a coconut rum, please." A patron nearby exclaims "Hey look, a talking parrot!" Then he realizes, "Oh yeah, parrots can talk."

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? **A carrot.**

Hahahaha and no, I'm not a dad.

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A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender sees the parrot and says: "Man! That thing is beautiful! Where'd you get it?" to which the parrot replies: "Africa! There's millions of 'em!"

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Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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An African and a parrot went to a tavern they ask for a beer...

and the Barman asks: where did you find this animal?

and the Parrot responds: In Africa.

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Bird jokes A Black man walks into a bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
Before the he finds a seat, the Bartender asks; "Where'd you find that ugly thing?"
The Parrot replies; "Africa, there's millions of them"

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A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: "Where'd you get that? " The parrot shrieks.... "*AFRICA!*"

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