Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef.

Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?

How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole
Fill it with ashes
Sprinkle peas on top
When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Donald Trump wouldn't let a russian garbonzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Nobody's ever paid money to have a lentil on their face.

What is the difference between a lentil and chick pea? No one pays $300 to have a lentil on their chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What’s the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? Donald Trump has never had a Lima Bean on his chest.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!

What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

How to catch a bear First, you dig a big hole in the ground out in the woods and you fill it to the top with ash.

Second, place fresh peas all around the hole.

Then when the bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.

How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the arctic, take a can of peas.
When you get there, cut a hole in the ice and place peas all around the edge of it.
When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How to catch a polar bear First, you dig a hole in the ice,
then you sprinkle peas around the hole

When a polar bear bends down to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, and surround it with peas. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Trump doesn’t have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a pea that falls off your plate? An Esca-pea!

Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea ~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
The texture

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never had a lentil on my face.

How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice.

2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole

3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What do you call an angry pea? A Grump-pea.

Where would the black eyed pea's live if they lived in New York? Will.I.Am sburg

How do you catch an elephant? You dig a pit, fill it with ash, and surround it with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a green pea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a green pea on him.

What's the difference in a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face...

How do vegetables end a war? Ap*pea*sement